Not gonna tell.
Gotta figure it out fer yerselves.
Man I'll be glad when this day is over.
Gotta figure it out fer yerselves.
Man I'll be glad when this day is over.
chicken butt
OMFG! You're knocked up?
Too old to be knocked up. Course...who would know that?
You're secretly a Cubs fan?
...Damn your old...
Care to guess how old?
Not gonna tell.
Gotta figure it out fer yerselves.
Man I'll be glad when this day is over.
Wow- 50, huh? You don't look a day over 49 1/2, though.
Happy big one. It sure sneaks up on you, doesn't it?
When my husband turned 50, we had a nice surprise party for him. That night we went to bed, and suddenly I sat straight up in bed. He said, "What? What?" and I started to laugh. He said again, "What?"
I said I just realized that I was ****ing someone who was 50 years old. He looked and me and said, "Oh. Kinda gross when you think about it, huh?"
That was over 4 years ago. It's not so gross after all.
HB! With advances in medical technology you might have another 50 to go.
Wow- 50, huh? You don't look a day over 49 1/2, though.
Happy big one. It sure sneaks up on you, doesn't it?
When my husband turned 50, we had a nice surprise party for him. That night we went to bed, and suddenly I sat straight up in bed. He said, "What? What?" and I started to laugh. He said again, "What?"
I said I just realized that I was ****ing someone who was 50 years old. He looked and me and said, "Oh. Kinda gross when you think about it, huh?"
That was over 4 years ago. It's not so gross after all.
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