I'm sorry, I know it's a beer....but still, it just sounds dirty.
(You should see what pops up on image.google when you type in Old Chub, with safe search off....Eye bleach please!)
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I'm sorry, I know it's a beer....but still, it just sounds dirty.
(You should see what pops up on image.google when you type in Old Chub, with safe search off....Eye bleach please!)
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Brewin_Bob
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From Christmas rant ...
EvilTOJ
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Sounds like someone discovered the joys of a lemon party.
I might be the only one who thinks this phonetic lesson is funny...
Personally it was easier the I was saying it in my head
My version was Boer-der-ig Ka-Boot-er.
Personally it was easier the I was saying it in my head
My version was Boer-der-ig Ka-Boot-er.
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And since it seems a requirement to take things as far out of context as possible, I submit for your reading pleasure:
This has to be a record for being the longest quotes...but this 4 or 5 post interplay is just insane.
I guess Sick Twisted F**k was already taken.
Are you calling me a sick, twisted ****? Are you? Are you?
Listen, I lightly suck and tickle the scrotum of anyone that even HINTS that I am a sick and twisted ****!
er, yes....That name was already taken by olllllllo
On reflection, that was a pretty crappy threat!
I don't know. The only thing that kept me from getting all tingly is the fact that, well, you're a DUDE. Now if you grow some breasts and lose the chest hair ...
Yea, I made it into here. My life is complete.
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Ooh, I'm all a twitter!Not until I've lightly sucked and tickled your scrotum it ain't!
*shakes head* THis is how the obsession begins...
Next thing you know, he'll be "dry humping" his carboy.
Look, I'm an excitable chap in the midst of my first brew. It wasn't so much that I needed to move it but I got to hug the carboy for 30 seconds while I carried it.
Next thing you know, he'll be "dry humping" his carboy.
It does kida make you feel a bit more complete doesn't it.
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*shakes head* THis is how the obsession begins...
Next thing you know, he'll be "dry humping" his carboy.
Yay. Don't even have my first brew in bottles yet and I made it to the memorable quotes thread. Do I get some kind of badge. 
I'd just like to thank the academy, my parents who taught me that alcohol is bad, my dog for not pissing on the floor so far this year, .........
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I'd just like to thank the academy, my parents who taught me that alcohol is bad, my dog for not pissing on the floor so far this year, .........
haha! Something tells me your a destined to be quoted on this thread more in the future.
No badge until Revvy ***** slaps you for being impatient.
I'd just like to thank the academy, my parents who taught me that alcohol is bad, my dog for not pissing on the floor so far this year, .........
haha! Something tells me your a destined to be quoted on this thread more in the future.
Methinks you have a new padwan...I see a lot of you in his turn of wit.
God help us.
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EvilTOJ
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Ooooh too slow!
*does hair through hand wiping thing at talley*
*does hair through hand wiping thing at talley*
but hairspray does cause follicle damage
I think a certain gnome does this stuff just so he can be here. It's like he is post whoring, but someone else is doing the work for him.
I'll drink absolutely anything. I'm a f*cking pig. I would drink Rosie O'Donnell's p*ss if it came in a ring pull can.
Revvy said:
HERESY!10 chars
And I think he's funnier when he's NOT trying to get quoted:
But who cares...I'll be doing bed spins on a 10 dollar BMC druck tonight, to make up for the fact that my hockey team got their asses handed to them.
Night y'all.....
*burp*
All I can say is Ugh...my aching head...I really wrote that?
Still...on tap you actually could taste/smell something approximating hops.
My sentiments exactly!!!
But I wanna know how many grav points/ounce of stretched out and tanned scrotum there is...and what lovibond rating is the tan color.
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But I wanna know how many grav points/ounce of stretched out and tanned scrotum there is...and what lovibond rating is the tan color.
EvilTOJ
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Revvy, the scrotum is just to hold the sample, it's not added to the wort
Revvy, the scrotum is just to hold the sample, it's not added to the wort
Ah...You know, someone was wondering about what alternatives they could use as a sampler jar...good to know that this would work as well.
I love this place, you learn something new everyday.
Zymurgrafi
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Not sure if that is up to the usual standards (my first time in here) but it struck a chord. Which one I dunno, never learned my chords.
hcarter
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I...ummm...wow...it's um, funny...yeah...really funny. I gotta go now. I can't believe I read that whole thread.
Gotta add this to the thread he started, I can't resist.
I'll be sure to label the next keg of it "prisonhoochfelwein". Then it's guaranteed to go fast!
I'll be sure to label the next keg of it "prisonhoochfelwein". Then it's guaranteed to go fast!
Brewin_Bob
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From general chit chat ...
I think I've grown a third testicle in just the last half hour.
I dunno, but at first I thought it sounded dirty....he did say nail and screw..
But in retrospect it ain't so funny...*sigh*
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