Dear Snog Tee Girl,
It's been weeks now since I first noticed you staring at me from the top of the page every day when I come to HBT. I have always said hi, and waved, but you just keep smiling and staring at me, with that beautifully tight black tee shirt, that apparently has some typo on it. I've gone looking for you at snorgtees, but when I can't find you there, I remember that it's not possible to be in two places at once, and I rush back to HBT. I don't know how you always seem to come up when I'm on HBT, but thank you for that, and for not just being some picture in an ad.
In some ways, it kind of freaks me out that you're only looking at me, as I know there are a lot of other guys on HBT that have noticed you, but I appreciate you're attention- I'm not sure how you're doing that, as I always thought that there wasn't a camera in my computer screen, but then again, computers have always been smarter than me. (I hope you weren't looking too close last night when I was really trying to get your attention, but that's a different story).
Please PM me at your earliest convenience, and I'll be more than happy to help you design your next t-shirt.
It's been weeks now since I first noticed you staring at me from the top of the page every day when I come to HBT. I have always said hi, and waved, but you just keep smiling and staring at me, with that beautifully tight black tee shirt, that apparently has some typo on it. I've gone looking for you at snorgtees, but when I can't find you there, I remember that it's not possible to be in two places at once, and I rush back to HBT. I don't know how you always seem to come up when I'm on HBT, but thank you for that, and for not just being some picture in an ad.
In some ways, it kind of freaks me out that you're only looking at me, as I know there are a lot of other guys on HBT that have noticed you, but I appreciate you're attention- I'm not sure how you're doing that, as I always thought that there wasn't a camera in my computer screen, but then again, computers have always been smarter than me. (I hope you weren't looking too close last night when I was really trying to get your attention, but that's a different story).
Please PM me at your earliest convenience, and I'll be more than happy to help you design your next t-shirt.