i just wash my hands thoroughly and use towels to open doors...always have. not obsessed about being clean, just don't really appreciate wet handles.
Fingers said:If I gotta go, I go. I'll be damned if I'll be a little woman about the whole thing and worry about the toilet being too dirty for my delicate little fanny. Take a quick look. If it doesn't have any blatant residues, it's fine. Take a daily shower and all the little nasties go down the drain. If I were really that worried about it, I guess I'd bring an extra pair of panties along just in case. Sheesh.
Klainmeister said:I won't lie, this has been probably the funniest thread i've ever read. Ass-doily, ass-gasket?!!
Who said poop jokes weren't funny anyhow?
Damn Squirrels said:I prefer to spell it "pewp".
It gives the word a more l33t feel...
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98EXL said:...poop jokes, always funny
BierMuncher said:Fart sounds (real or otherwise)...always funny.
98EXL said:ha ha, but for reals, it should beCode:|>3vv|>
Ryanh1801 said:I thought only chicks used those.
Brewpastor said:I also consider myself a courteous guy, so I give the seat a quick pissrinse before I finish. That way I make sure all the crap and herpes are wash away.
Damn Squirrels said:Beer gods bowing before you my arse!!!!
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Fingers said:Heh. Even got the smiley in there, didn't ya, you stud puppy, you?
98EXL said:like you guys aren't using converters
98EXL said:wow, that's actually cool....how could that make you feel bad?
Hemi said:I actually have Savant Syndrome.
Fingers said:I have idiot syndrome. Between the two of us we can be Rain Men.
wortmonger said:LOL, you'd hover if you have seen what I have seen, lol. Try Crawfish party in Lubbock, TX. There is piss, crap, and thrown-up crawfish everywhere on the port-O-potties. Texaco gas station toilets were notoriously bad too, like the kind that make you want to go home and take a shower after just going in to pee. In general public I simply just don't have to go hardly ever, but....... if I have to, I have to. I was a damn boy scout and Eagle Scout and have crapped all over this nation, including in the woods, without needing "an extra pair of panties". It's just not doable when it's nasty.
Cheesefood said:WRONG!!
Like sex with a fat chick, you put them down and look for the wet spot. Then you know to wipe.
My last office put a can of Lysol in the bathroom.
ohiobrewtus said:Lysol is mandatory. I pity any poor sap from accounting that walks in the pooper after I've finished destroying it.
Poor bastard wouldn't be able to count right for weeks.
98EXL said:anyone give warnings to friendly co-workers to not go in there for a bit?