abracadabra
Well-Known Member
A beer won't get jealous if you have another beer.
You can have all sorts of exotic beers around without lowering your property value.
Finishing a beer in less than a minute is OK.
You can have a beer in the stands at a football or baseball game and not get arrested.
A beer won't ask you what you're thinking.
A beer won't ask you what your intentions are.
A beer won't expect you to watch a tear jerker movie.
A beer won't laugh at you if it's your first time.
You don't have to cuddle with a beer after you've finished.
You can have all sorts of exotic beers around without lowering your property value.
Finishing a beer in less than a minute is OK.
You can have a beer in the stands at a football or baseball game and not get arrested.
A beer won't ask you what you're thinking.
A beer won't ask you what your intentions are.
A beer won't expect you to watch a tear jerker movie.
A beer won't laugh at you if it's your first time.
You don't have to cuddle with a beer after you've finished.