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  1. spearko520

    would you rather watch a picture of a video or a video of a picture?

    i say the video of the picture, because you might be able to hear the sounds of people having sex in the background.
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    Gose and the yeast plug

    I've read in a number of spots about how the traditional shape of the gose bottle was to facilitate letting the krausen build into the neck and plug up the bottle. I am guessing that you could get some light effervescence from this, but can't imagine that you could build any real pressure...
  3. spearko520

    always sunny

    i'm sure i'm not the first to say this- but frank reynolds is maybe the greatest character on television ever, on par with george costanza, hawkeye pierce, and derek wildstar. Danny Devito may be the greatest and most unexpected actor ever... warm ups for the bars late night tonite- me and...
  4. spearko520

    Shlenkerla Yeast?

    Does anyone have any experience with schlenkerla's yeast(s)? i made a starter from the rauchweizen dregs and have decanted a couple of times. I am really curious to see what happens in a one gallon batch. The starter beer is very smokey- it has the same taste as the rauchweizen. I thought it...
  5. spearko520

    Why beer is great

    reason number 1234- is there anything else you can make and serve to a guest, that causes them to vomit and still get rave reviews because of it? Maybe like finger shaped hot dogs for bulimics?
  6. spearko520

    really miller?

    you know, i've always defended their beer. I mean, it is beer... BUT their marketing strategies??? WTF?? is there really some schlub out there who can't pour his CAN of beer and is like "if only there were a better way!!"?? Is this really what marketing people work on? pour-ability issues...
  7. spearko520

    my poop is like coffee

    chock full o' nuts.
  8. spearko520

    whatever happened to the homebrew shop?

    I started brewing during the second beer wave of the early nineties, and back then my local homebrew shop was open a couple days a week. Saturdays were pretty much the day everyone would hit it, and we all had our glasses in the back w the water heater cranked full tilt for a quick rinse. It...
  9. spearko520

    what happened to my beersmith??

    the other day when i was importing some recipes, norton for some reason tried to uninstall beersmith and said it was a threat. i told it to restore it and checked the box to not do that again- it did it the next time i opened, but then stopped doing it after that. I probably opened it 3 or 4...
  10. spearko520

    rancid feces from mountain dew

    does anyone else think that the real life description of eric cartman's rancid feces shooting out his anus hits a little too close to home? my sphincter clenches at the thought of double dew
  11. spearko520

    testors modeling glue scent

    i decanted a lacto starter made from sauermalz and .040 wort that was on the heat blanket fro a couple weeks, and did not get the nice pellicle that i see some people getting, or show much sign of activity. I was surprised to find that the ph had dropped to 4.1 and the taste was pretty nice. i...
  12. spearko520

    is baboo a great name for a pet ocelot, or am i watching archer

    i am. i should've blown h jon benjamin before he was on micheal and micheal. baboooo!!!
  13. spearko520

    i love the round mound

    but can someone please slap sir charles??? now that he's a respected analyst.
  14. spearko520

    oh yes, drunkeness abounds but LEHIGH!!!

    LEHIGH!!!!! AHHH HAA HAA HAAA !!!!! LEHIGH!!!!!! WHY are you not the engineers???!!!!
  15. spearko520

    maybe i posted in the wrong forum

    it's been a long day with as much basketball as maybe i can handle, but i'm watching the second half of the day in a norfolk state tee cheering for lehigh and i set up a side by side tasting of JP and oud beersel (to be followed by la roja and ichtegems). i am slightly sober, but my slighted...
  16. spearko520

    no one in the bar could believe i am in a norfolk state tee shirt

    i've been sitting on this one for a long time- i put it on this morning as a joke. i guess the joke is on me... where the hell is the band????
  17. spearko520

    clostridium butyricum

    i have a wild beer that just started fermenting in a barrel, and it has a bit of vomity smell to it. it doesn't taste putrid, but i am wondering if brett will clear this up, over time. I have brett a, b, and c, wyeast roselare, pedio culture, JP weizenbam and parcela dregs, and weyerbacher...
  18. spearko520

    if you see two or more toilets when you pee

    do you go left, right, or split the difference? or have a seat? i once fell off and hit my head on the tub, plus whenever i sit down i feel like i have to poop even if i don't and i hate reading with one eye closed- so i split the uprights (most times...)
  19. spearko520

    Pouring a Basque Cider

    Does anyone have any tricks on pouring a basque cider. Maybe it's the bottles that sarasola comes in, but we can never pour it slow enough to control the pour, without cider running down the outside of the bottle. I've even been practicing with water- does anyone have any tricks to getting a...
  20. spearko520

    is anyone else fasting for lent?

    i promised my wife i would give up food every friday for dopplebock, i mean lent. I may go drunkorexic a few more days, to boot... I'm also shaving my head so i can put my vane habit of tousling my curls in the mirror on hold. anyone else putting a vice on the backburner?
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