*rolls up sleeves* I got this...
Plain, no logo pint glass -- Clumsy friends are over to drink your beer.
46 oz. mug --- Doesn't matter what goes in here, I don't have to get up for a while.
Peroni beer glass -- Nothing. You thought it was cool when you stole it :/
Awesome beer stein -- No beer. Just darts, tips, and flights.
DAS BOOT!!! -- Who cares...I just like yelling that after every sip.
Stella Atrois glass -- Nothing should ever go in there. Too fancy.
(fill in the blank) random brewery pint glass -- Who cares, but you kinda remember stealing it from that bar that one time.
Lipstick-stained glass -- Wife's beer.
Coors Light pint glass -- Whatever beer you want as long as it's not around your craft-brew friends.
Souvenir glass from that one place you'll never go again -- Whatever beer it is, don't break the glass.
Red solo cup -- Nothing better than PBR, BMC, Milwaukee's, Busch, etc. (yeah, flip cup!)
Regular ol' glass -- Whatever...all the good beer glasses are in dishwasher.
Beer bong -- (see red solo cup)
Beer helmet -- Dude, we need to talk.