Zombie Plan

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

If zombies are undead, and they don't die from bleeding or shooting the heart, then could you in theory cut n paste zombie parts and heads? Could you attach 3 zombie heads to a four legged zombie?

Uhm.. being an evil scientists, I would never do this. <wonders how much longer he can contain his horde of modified mutant zombies>

Further more could one in theory implant control devices into zombies heads with an small explosive added as a kill switch?

And for the record, underworld is a scam. None of my vampire/werewolf forced breedings resulted in any hybrid as depicted in that movie series. I'm thinkng another element is needed. I am very disapointed so far.

 

[travestyofnature]

Let us know how those tests go.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Denny's those concoctions are evil! I like the cut of your jib! Now, as far as the multi-limbed zombie, you'll definitely want to give them helmets as well. No sense in letting such creations get killed easily from some enterprising busybody.

 

[travestyofnature]

I think that even if you didn't implant a device in their head, if you simply used an explosive collar like from the old Arny Running Man movie. You could simple wire a perimeter that if they crossed it they blow up. Kinda like those invisible fence collars but way more fun. (might really have to try this, hehe). Also you could assign each control group a different series of fequencies so that on that day you wake up and think to yourself "you know I just don't need test group '2' anymore, it would really be as easy as..

(Reaches over to laptop and hits CTRL + f2 + DEL)

Igor - go clean that up!

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Denny's those concoctions are evil! I like the cut of your jib! Now, as far as the multi-limbed zombie, you'll definitely want to give them helmets as well. No sense in letting such creations get killed easily from some enterprising busybody.

Yes, helmets! Hmm... Maybe a computer controlled laser weapon on the top for my ubercomputer to control, while the zombies roam about killing things.

I guess they could still be killed by a gunshot to the mouth since I will have to leave their teeth free. Unless someone knows of a design that would protect the mouth yet would still allow them to bite things?

I think that even if you didn't implant a device in their head, if you simply used an explosive collar like from the old Arny Running Man movie. You could simple wire a perimeter that if they crossed it they blow up. Kinda like those invisible fence collars but way more fun. (might really have to try this, hehe). Also you could assign each control group a different series of fequencies so that on that day you wake up and think to yourself "you know I just don't need test group '2' anymore, it would really be as easy as..

Well, yes, for testing purposes... but for attacking and enslaving the earths 6.5 billion people (a good third of which will have to be turned into zombies) I will need a form of reliable zombie control.

My pirate ninja vampire crossbreeds are showing some potential as intelligent but obedient minion supervisors. But I think I need some werewolf in there for ultimate obedience. Fine line between wild wolf and obedient mutt. Luckily I had an Epiphany, I dilute the werewolf by inflicting one with vampire bites, Take its offspring and subject to a zombie bite and then it's offspring to a pirate/ninja vampire. Downside is it takes so long, but I think I have a way to seed up the process using genetic engineering.

So plan away your anti-zombie defences. bwahahaha! They'll be useless against my gentically engineered undead army! BWAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Kass_Brauhaus]

Holy crap



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[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Holy crap



...

Being an evil genius scientist may not always pay well, but it sure can be rewarding.

 

[travestyofnature]

You forgot the "Mad", as in Mad Evil Genious Scientist. I think that with all that I'm def going to have to start thinking of inventive ways to use fire. Fire kills everything!

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

You forgot the "Mad", as in Mad Evil Genious Scientist. I think that with all that I'm def going to have to start thinking of inventive ways to use fire. Fire kills everything!

<looks over towards his fire elemental breeding experiment>

 

[travestyofnature]

God Dammit......

 

[travestyofnature]

Ok, well in that case, when I'm done with this deployment will be looking for a job. Previous experience as evil henchmen, strong back w/mild hump.


Will work for beer...

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Well, I might have need for an evil henchman/brewer to run the brewery. Gotta keep the henchman drunk. That way they don't notice the lack of a pay check.

Can you send me a CV? I'm assuming you're supervisor material since you are literate. Most of my henchman are only semi-literate. No big words and usually I have to write it all down on cocktail napkins.

 

[travestyofnature]

Can even site a reference. Currently henching for Cheeto managing his minions. Can follow instructions and build from plans on napkins, toilet paper, even construction paper.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Can even site a reference. Currently henching for Cheeto managing his minions. Can follow instructions and build from plans on napkins, toilet paper, even construction paper.

I hadn't realized Cheeto was suffering so much from this recession. Or is there another reason you are leaving his employ?

I have a Evil scientist thread going now. I think i've hijacked this one enough.



Hmm... My mutant zombie horde should be immune, but if any of you are still worried about random normal zombies, I'll come up with some ideas for you. I have to parse them for trade secrets first though.

 

[pen25]

If zombies are undead, and they don't die from bleeding or shooting the heart, then could you in theory cut n paste zombie parts and heads? Could you attach 3 zombie heads to a four legged zombie?

Uhm.. being an evil scientists, I would never do this. <wonders how much longer he can contain his horde of modified mutant zombies>

Further more could one in theory implant control devices into zombies heads with an small explosive added as a kill switch?

And for the record, underworld is a scam. None of my vampire/werewolf forced breedings resulted in any hybrid as depicted in that movie series. I'm thinkng another element is needed. I am very disapointed so far.

not just any vampire can be used. they have to be pureblood. and not just any pure blood will do.

 

[travestyofnature]

I'm still sticking with fire as my primary defence.

Exhibit A- Napalm

Check this site out - Napalm for sale.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Yes napalm laced with magnesium particles. Should do the trick.. for normal zombies.


Also, why do I get the feeling that anyone that trys to order through that site gets put on some sort of watch list?

 

[travestyofnature]

What are the chances that you aren't already on a government watch list Denny?

 

[BADS197]

Plan:

1 secure family at designated location
2 using train tracks and fireroads (least likely to be driven on here in LA) reach the harbor.
3 Secure a large motorized yaht and procede to sea
4 Quick stop at Camp Pendelton for weapons and resupply
5 find one of many islands off the coast of wherever... secure said island.

 

[HBHoss]

Plan:

1 secure family at designated location
2 using train tracks and fireroads (least likely to be driven on here in LA) reach the harbor.
3 Secure a large motorized yaht and procede to sea
4 Quick stop at Camp Pendelton for weapons and resupply
5 find one of many islands off the coast of wherever... secure said island.

Go to Catalina they have wild pigs and goats there. They also have a nice port with supplies if necessary.

 

[arturo7]

Catalina will be the first place taken over by zombies. It's halfway there already.

 

[HenryHill]

After detaining and mounting an explosive vest on a Zombie, let him return to the Zombie Horde and then detonate the vest.

Zombies don't mind wearing clothes, and I don't recall ever seeing a naked Zombie, so a concealed explosive vest won't raise suspicion.

 

[Aleforge]

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[MgMt_Home_Brew]

^^^^^ is good training for the coming invasion. You can learn the different types of zombies and their strengths and weaknesses. I bet it will help ease the learning curve once it is for real.

 

[Kass_Brauhaus]

All I know is that Henry's gonna need something bigger than the Walther...


or at least more accurate...



EDIT: Ah, changed to the .357 mag? Or is that bigger...can't tell. Either way that should work.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Microwave beam emitters places all around the compound. Tap into a a geothermal power supply.

The stench of cooked and melted zombie may overwhelm you though.

+1 on secured Island. You'll wanna make sure it's wel equipped and has garden space. Might want build a geothermal power plant on it as well.

Myself, I am installing a dead man switch. If I go then the whole world goes.

 

[travestyofnature]

I think that even with beam emitters, you would have to worry about high traffic areas where several migh come in at once protecting each other like meat shields. For those, high traffic areas, I think I would have to use claymore mines to thin the herd a little. And beam emiters at head/ neck height to get walking zombies and also at about 6" off of the ground for those legless crawling zombies and to also get any furry forrest critters. Kind of a two-for.

 

[Mutilated1]

Secured Island won't help anything even if its protected by zombie eating sharks.

Haven't you ever seen Fulci's "Zombie" ( http://www.tombofthemutilated.net/We-Are-Going-To-Eat-You.html ) ?

 

[Aleforge]

I was going to ask if zombies could swim, I guess that confirms it.

Edit: This seems to be helpful http://www.zombiesecrets.com/

Can zombies swim?

That's another difficult question to answer because we really don't know what type of muscle functions they'll have. Swimming requires a complex coordination of movements of major muscle groups which the zombie may or may not be capable of. Most likely, they would avoid the water.

However, dead bodies in water do bloat and end up floating, sometimes for long distances. Also, dead corpses decay slower in water so the zombies would potentially have a time advantage in the water.

Your best bet if zombies do attack is not to isolate yourself on a boat where you could run out of supplies, be stranded, and eventually die anyway. You would be better off traveling to an island that has limited contact with any mainland continent. It's a safe bet that if zombies attacked North America or Europe, one-way plane tickets to Australia would be a hot commodity.

 

[travestyofnature]

With the coming release of Zombieland I thought it might be about time to dredge this back up. I also have a new upgrade on a part of my personal zombie plan that I call her "Ma' Bell".

Reach out, Reach Out and Touch someone........