Zombie Plan

[travestyofnature]

I don't know but can't be that much if the picture of it was taken on a cheap high-school gym floor! Also probly means it only effective against preppy kid zombies.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I'd like one for long range shooting, but it's fairly useless against a zombie mobbing.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Grenades, an accurate rifle and rooftop access. People downstairs with shotguns so they don't get in the house. They'd never get in.

 

[travestyofnature]

Grenades!!! Funny that no one has mentioned them before. Good call!!!

 

[Saccharomyces]

Those *&@#^in zombies will never get me. I'll die of liver failure first!! *hic*

 

[Cheeto]

Those *&@#^in zombies will never get me. I'll die of liver failure first!! *hic*

that sounds like a great plan,

I know travestyofnature is safe as well, he doesn't have a brain .....

-Jason

 

[travestyofnature]

Wait, what........................................

 

[KingBrianI]

Sniper on the rooftop and people downstairs with shotguns is a good plan, but the problem with zombies is in their numbers. Sure, you can shoot individuals as they make their way to you, but when there are too many to shoot, or you run out of ammo, that's where the danger lies. Alone, they are slow, dim-witted and vulnerable. But in numbers, they are a force to be feared. It's my opinion that the best defense is isolation. Hole up in some desolate, out-of-the-way uninhabited place.

 

[Cheeto]

I was thinking of hiding out in the Appalachians up above the sugar maples, so they have to go through all of those mountain folk. My only fear is that they might try to breed with the Zombies.


but all in all I think that those mountains will be one of the best places to hide

 

[DeathBrewer]

Sniper on the rooftop and people downstairs with shotguns is a good plan, but the problem with zombies is in their numbers. Sure, you can shoot individuals as they make their way to you, but when there are too many to shoot, or you run out of ammo, that's where the danger lies. Alone, they are slow, dim-witted and vulnerable. But in numbers, they are a force to be feared. It's my opinion that the best defense is isolation. Hole up in some desolate, out-of-the-way uninhabited place.

That's what the grenades are for. slows them down, takes out limbs and heads, thins their numbers. You just have to have a LOT of grenades and hope they don't go anywhere near my truck. I need that truck.

 

[KingBrianI]

I was thinking of hiding out in the Appalachians up above the sugar maples, so they have to go through all of those mountain folk. My only fear is that they might try to breed with the Zombies.


but all in all I think that those mountains will be one of the best places to hide

Agreed, there is no motivation for the zombie horde to wander into largely uninhabited mountains and forests. The trick is getting up there in time, and with enough supplies that trips to the local town aren't necessary for survival.

 

[Cheeto]

it is more of the people that inhabit those mountains, than it is the mountain its self

 

[travestyofnature]

Them and the French, damned cheese eating surrender monkeys....

 

[Cheeto]

but the french will surrender and the UN (also french) will have to set up camps for the recently bitten but not converted, because there is some UN resolution somewhere about killing the terminally ill.

 

[travestyofnature]

Hey but nobody is going to be better practiced at fleeing the zombie horde than the french. We could all take a page out of the book.

 

[Cheeto]

No No No

The ones best trained at fleeing the Zombies are the obnoxiously hot 18-21yr old college cheerleaders

 

[travestyofnature]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssdr4l-ujyg]YouTube - Trailer for 'The Zombie Cheerleader Massacre'[/ame]

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Sniper on the rooftop and people downstairs with shotguns is a good plan, but the problem with zombies is in their numbers. Sure, you can shoot individuals as they make their way to you, but when there are too many to shoot, or you run out of ammo, that's where the danger lies. Alone, they are slow, dim-witted and vulnerable. But in numbers, they are a force to be feared. It's my opinion that the best defense is isolation. Hole up in some desolate, out-of-the-way uninhabited place.

So, basically like grown up 5 year olds?

Even if you live in the mountains, once they finish feeding and at the same time growing there zombie hordes, they will eventually find you up in the mountains.

Can zombies starve? I mean, what really happens if they run out of food? Can you starve them out? Seems odd that an undead creature would need food. I mean they are undead. Then again..vampires need blood so.......

 

[mrfocus]

Then again..vampires need blood so.......

Do they really need it, or do they just really like it?

I mean, do you really need beer in your nutrition? (OK this is the wrong place to ask that question, but whatever)

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

If I ever meet one, I'll be sure to ask.

 

[TwoHeadsBrewing]

I think everyone better get in some practice:

The Last Stand 2 | Armor Games

 

[Revvy]

Wow Revvy, thanks for all the great links and info. You are my hero. Now i must find a way to implement this all into my plan in such a way that I will not be in direct competition with Cheeto. Or else I'll have to strangle him while he sleeps tonight and none of us want that.

I think everyone better get in some practice:

The Last Stand 2 | Armor Games

I've played that game to death (literally) love it!!! It is one of the best free zombie games, if not one of the best free games in gerneral out there.

 

[Cheeto]

whats up with travesty's quote Revvy?


-Jason

 

[travestyofnature]

Fashionable and effective weapons from Zombietools

Blades are kinda cool too....

 

[pen25]

I just plan on using fire. We live in a timber box of an area. Couple matches, no more zombies. Hmm.. can zombies swim? We do have a 100 mile long lake.

but ogopogo gets hungry doesnt she??

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Well, I think tghe nitrites from all the ferilizeer ruinning off into the lake have killed the old boy off but, undead walking through his lake might revive him.

OMG, could you imagine an undead zombie Ogopogo?

 

[Kass_Brauhaus]

Denny...are you a geologist?

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Denny...are you a geologist?

Nope. Why do you ask?

 

[Kass_Brauhaus]

Besides this is a deeeeeeep ass lake. over 750 feet. They might just get stuck in the 2460 feet of of glacial and post-glacial sediment fill (which were deposited during the Pleistocene Epoch).

Very precise for a non-geologist...

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

lol. I'm just a cutnpasteologist.