Your Celebrity Free Pass List

[betarhoalphadelta]

So, I really hadn't devoted a lot of time to this... Until SWMBO revealed that *she* had a list...

So this is the thread to reveal your celebrity free pass list. Pictures (those that are safe for work) encouraged, of course. And this is equal-gender, of course... Don't want to exclude the ladies here...

Mine:

1. Shakira (perfect mix of exotic, sexy, spunky, and of course talented)

2. Scarlett Johansson (possibly the hottest woman alive)

3. Kari Byron (I needed a redhead and although she's not the hottest, she gets serious nerd cred)

How about you folks. Who has made it onto your list?

 

[Winepharm]

Olivia Wilde

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Shemar Moore, the best looking guy currently walking the planet.

And Mark McGrath.

 

[Yooper]

I didn't know I was allowed a list! I thought there was to be only one freebie. Wow, I feel so cheated out of lusting for more than one.

Mine is:

 

[Jacob_Marley]

Lauren Simonetti

This girl is so stunningly beautiful that I’m speachless. Now that is an amazing feat.

 

[MaxStout]

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Olivia WildeView attachment 230193

Definitely a good choice.

 

[Homercidal]

I may only be speaking for myself on this, but I think at this point in our marriage lists are so done and over. If my wife wanted to have a night of wild passion with some really hot celeb (or whoever), I think that's great. Whatever makes her happy. I mean, that's what it's all about, right; that special very rare opportunity to reach carnal delights never dreamed up before by the average person.

I only require that a) she doesn't bring home any diseases (cuz you know the odds are good that a hot celeb has had ample opportunity to get with a lot of people...), and that she doesn't leave me afterwards. That would suck.

Anyway, there are MANY people on my list, if I had one, and it changes constantly, but for the longest time, Natalie Portman was Numero Uno. I'm digging Scarlett Johansson for sure.

I'm not into the "model" type. You know, the ones who are too "done up". I'm more interested in a real person with a normal personality who can have fun. Someone with a good sense of humour is WAY more important than physical attractiveness. (You know, after a certain minimum has been reached...)

Kari Byron is a good one for a redhead (which I'm not usually all that into.) and I like the Wendy's commercial redhead (not Wendy herself).

 

[brew_ny]

I like the Wendy's commercial redhead (not Wendy herself).

Morgan Smith

 

[Homercidal]

Yeah. I'd bacon ate 'er.

 

[max384]

Not that I would actually allow my SWMBO to do this if the opportunity presented itself, nor would she let me, but...

Top of the list is easily Zusana from Bodyrock (some fitness YouTube channel or something).

And definitely Kari Byron

Of course, she's a vegan, so I'd probably hate her in real life...

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Not that I would actually allow my SWMBO to do this if the opportunity presented itself, nor would she let me, but...

Exactly. It's more along the lines of a "what would I do with the money if I won the lottery" type discussion...

...with the difference that I occasionally *will* play the lottery. I'm not putting forth any effort to meet Shakira. Nor would I actually jeopardize my relationship with my wife over one night with a celebrity if the opportunity actually did present itself.

It's the same reason that... uhh... "Lasagna" would be something best enjoyed before getting married... The jealousy of what might happen if one were to enjoy "lasagna" with ones spouse and a third party involves risks and emotions that are VERY dangerous.

 

[MaxStout]

It's more along the lines of a "what would I do with the money if I won the lottery" type discussion...

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Renee Olstead

 

[drainbamage]

Renee Olstead

I have no idea who that is, but her blouse is just barely clinging to life. I approve.

Currently at the top of my list is Milana Vayntrub aka Lily from the AT&T commercials.

 

[Jacob_Marley]

Currently at the top of my list is Milana Vayntrub aka Lily from the AT&T commercials.

http://i.imgur.com/MQQf0I8.jpg

I'm not attracted to "pretty" at all ... but I am *very* attracted to a girl who has "beauty" ... and extremely attracted to one who is "cute". Milana is very cute, indeed.

She reminds me of Valerie Bertinelli when Valerie was young ....

But honestly I think I like Milana's looks even better.

Thinking about it, back in the day I thought all three girls on "One Day at a Time" were pretty hot. Bonnie Franklin, Valerie Bertinelli and Mackenzie Phillips.

 

[TheNewGuy2]

Jennifer lawrence hands down.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

The list is fun to joke about, but if you live in a city that a celebrity might actually go to someday, instituting it could be disasterous.

If I were to play those odds, I would have a much greater chance of walking in on my wife and Benedict Cumberbatch than I have of making Bjork let out an extra special Icelandic folk chant.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

How do you think she got the name "Bjork?"
"Ya, I'd 'Bjork' that!"
Regards, GF.

 

[GrogNerd]

for nearly my entire life, Diane Lane

she'll be 50 next month and still at the top of that list

 

[brandonman]

Underrated post.

 

[brandonman]

The list is fun to joke about, but if you live in a city that a celebrity might actually go to someday, instituting it could be disasterous.

If I were to play those odds, I would have a much greater chance of walking in on my wife and Benedict Cumberbatch than I have of making Bjork let out an extra special Icelandic folk chant.

1234 1234 ROCK FACTS ROCK FACTS ROCK FACTS!

What does the Wu Tang Clan have in common with the Grateful Dead and Bjork?

1234 1234 ROCK FACTS ROCK FACTS ROCK FACTS!
What does the Wu Tang Clan, the Grateful Dead, and Bjork have in common?

NOTHING. DON'T. COMPARE BJORK. TO. ANYONE. SHE. IS OFF. LIMITS. NO LINKING HER. NO COMPARING.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dasab33h1nQ[/ame]

 

[CreamyGoodness]

So much win in just one post.

 

[max384]

Really? Bjork?

Sorry!

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Thats what she looks like right out of bed after a night of drinking because her grandmother died. Her on her worst day still looks like a perfectly normal person you might see at the grocery store.

I can, if pressed, show you at least 12 pics (not including the 4 ridiculously hot nudes) after a 3 minute google where she looks like an angel.

Just sayin.

 

[max384]

Thats what she looks like right out of bed after a night of drinking because her grandmother died. Her on her worst day still looks like a perfectly normal person you might see at the grocery store.

I can, if pressed, show you at least 12 pics (not including the 4 ridiculously hot nudes) after a 3 minute google where she looks like an angel.

Just sayin.

To be fair, I did post her worst picture, but she looks gross in even her best pictures IMO. I just think her facial features are bizarre. Different strokes for different folks though.

 

[Winepharm]

for nearly my entire life, Diane Lane



she'll be 50 next month and still at the top of that list

She is at the top of my list too. Fell in love with her as Lorena in Lonesome Dove.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

To be fair, I did post her worst picture, but she looks gross in even her best pictures IMO. I just think her facial features are bizarre. Different strokes for different folks though.

I still think of her looking more like this:

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Nikki Cox

 

[Homercidal]

A lot of people can look amazing back when they are young and had some photoshop and the right amount of makeup on...