When you browse home brew talk as much as a teenage girl browses facebook
yep! Busted......
When you browse home brew talk as much as a teenage girl browses facebook
When you have pictures of a 2 year old in a 10 gallon brew kettle to show the scale of your pots to folks at work.
The picture I have of my pot has a 26 year old in it.
You wanna hear a really weird one? You know how there's so much stuff on youtube about FEMA camps,foreign soldiers being trained in urban warfare to raid our houses,take out guns & put us in camps or worse? I had a dream the night before last that woke me up! I dreamed these soldiers had done just that while I was in my chair upstairs asleep. Running in with machine pistols,killing everyone where they were. I'm upstairs hearing this. From their movements,they shot up my fermenters & everything. Then I hear my gym rat son come up outta the basement,seeing everything & yelling "oh God,NO!". The shots were so vivid I woke up at that point,but not before grabbing my 12 gauge...waiting for the fools to come upstairs...
If this happens to you, seek mental health professional help immediately, as this delusion can become permanently dangerous to you and those in close proximity to you!
What I meant was that I broke out the Winchester 12 in my dream,right before I woke up. I don't keep loaded guns in the house. Nor any pistols. Besides,they really do have foreign soldiers training over here. I even got a petition in my e-mail to get them outta this country now!
Well I got an email from Nigeria. You're all in the presence of royalty. Soon I'll have my fortune transferred into my bank account. It only cost me $1000 to get the money released :rockin:
And when you get that money, I got a bridge I wanna sell you.
Use the baby bottle scrub brush to clean beer bottles after wife has told you not to a million times.
When you're pouring a bomber of Asahi at the local Japanese restaurant, and pause before letting the last half ounce go in your glass because you're used to holding that back to avoid pouring sediment in.
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Use the baby bottle scrub brush to clean beer bottles after wife has told you not to a million times.
You feel like you've betrayed the brotherhood by <gasp> buying beer!!! I'm sorry, I'm sorry everything I have made is for a wedding.
Use the baby bottle scrub brush to clean beer bottles after wife has told you not to a million times.
Last night while taking a shower I noticed a bottle of my wifes shampoo. The label had "Honeysuckle", "Thick Full Body" and I thought to myself, mmmmm a honeysuckle wheat beer sounds great!
When something out of the ordinary happens with your fermenting beer & you know what to do to fix it without a second thought...
When you go shopping for house plans with the following requirements:
4 bedroom
3 car garage
brewery
2 story
play room/media room
Better yet, when you tell your architect to design your house around your brewery.
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