You know you're a home brewer when?

[derek81]

If this is real I need to see a pic!!!!!

Same here lol

 

[overdbus]

when you can't proceed with brew day till you get an answer from

someone here .....

 

[spenghali]

When your looking at you're ogling your neighbor's fruit trees waiting for them to ripen for some interesting cellaring.

 

[Darkness]

When you have a picture of a RIMS and a HERMS system drawn on the glass door of the brew room so u can make changes and decide which one you want to go into.

When you drive 230miles to get a 70gal SS tank so you can make two conical fermenters

If your nephew at the age of 6 can tell a friend what sparge means

 

[RandomBeerGuy]

Same here lol

Oh its real I seen it in person. My coworker has it on his vehicle. I tried to post a pic but sizing the picture was an issue. When I get back to work on thursday. I'll take a pic with my phone and post it. Stay tuned. You will be jealous.

 

[Tizzomes]

When you think buying voile fabric from Joan Fabric is totally masculine. Because " it's a grain bag " you want to sew.....lol...

BIAB

 

[tcsteeler1993]

When you think of a beer to make that nobody has any recipes for and decide that you want to make a tootsie roll ale

 

[Atog]

when you run out of home brewed beer to drink, so you switch to the mead you made a year ago.

 

[Lucky_Chicken]

when you run out of home brewed beer to drink, so you switch to the mead you made a year ago.

That cant be right! Ejected... you sir must brew more

 

[louie0202]

When you quote people from Homebrewtalk to people in real life using their screennames.

When someone asks, do you really think you need a 5th fridge/freezer. (As many of you may have this issue...kitchen fridge, outdoor beer fridge, kegerator, wine fridge, and last I want the 5th for a fermentation chamber)

 

[RandomBeerGuy]

See I told ya!

 

[davekippen]

See I told ya!

YES! Thats awesome!!

 

[unionrdr]

Now I've got my magic bus! Too muuuch,magic bus! (The Who).

 

[bsigmon1103]

When you're drinking HB while on the HBT Forum on your compuer and when you get up to use the restroom, you take your brew and your iPhone (with the HBT app) with you to continue reading the thread.

Wasn't me....I'm just saying

 

[Darkness]

When you have a perfectly good brew system that has been set up for 4 1/2 months and it have mabe 145gal on it. And know you start to revamp the whole thing and set up a twin two vessel system that will be automated and ran by BrewTroller because brewing 3 10gal batches a day is great but brewing 2 10gal batches at the same time side by side is so much better.

 

[unionrdr]

When you read posts about some fantastic brew rig,& it's never good enough for them that You wish you could afford.

 

[steber]

when you read posts about some fantastic brew rig,& it's never good enough for them that you wish you could afford.

+1

 

[Teromous]

See I told ya!

You have won the forums.

 

[RandomBeerGuy]

You have won the forums.

Lol, Thanks

 

[RandomBeerGuy]

When in your free time during the boil you have already planned your next session.

 

[RandomBeerGuy]

When you obtain blisters from brewing 4 brews in a week than on Monday your going to brew again.

 

[anonymouslyyours]

When you wake up and have to go to the bathroom real bad, but insist on checking your airlocks progress before relieving yourself.

 

[RandomBeerGuy]

When you wake up at 2am just to check the airlocks then go back to sleep.

 

[unionrdr]

When you wake up early & check to see if the batch you pitched on last night is bubbling yet. Even before you head to the coffee pot. Then you hope whoever made the coffee got good mash efficiency...

 

[Mcbobs]

See I told ya!

Is that an FJ??


If so, NICE!!!!!

 

[duckredbeard]

You recognize that your wife's shampoo uses hop extract for fragrance, and you can identify the variety.

 

[davekippen]

You recognize that your wife's shampoo uses hop extract for fragrance, and you can identify the variety.

Shut the front door!

 

[duckredbeard]

When you're drinking HB while on the HBT Forum on your compuer and when you get up to use the restroom, you take your brew and your iPhone (with the HBT app) with you to continue reading the thread.

Wasn't me....I'm just saying

+1, (except I'm an Android user, I must clarify)

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

See I told ya!

that is f'n t!ts, bro!!!

 

[BrewerBear]

the home brew shop calls your cell phone because they havent seen you in a while and wanted to make sure everything is ok.

When the home brew shop know your cell # and your co-workers don't