Bernie Brewer
Grouchy Old Fart
Liars. I effing hate liars.
There's a reason this happens, you know.I hate short women that steal all the tall men. I'm 5'9", *******! Get your 5'3" self away from that 6'4" man!
There's a reason this happens, you know.![]()
wth is a pot tart? did i miss something?
There's a reason this happens, you know.![]()
Why do you think I dated a midget for a year?![]()
Why do you think I dated a midget for a year?![]()
I'm 6-0, my wife's 5-2. Just sayin'.Something about a lock and key fit.![]()
Was he an epileptic too?![]()
Absolutely. I'd flick the lights on and off rapidly to get a more enthusiastic event.![]()
Absolutely. I'd flick the lights on and off rapidly to get a more enthusiastic event.![]()
Sounds like an excellent use for a Clapper!![]()
Hey, there's something we agree on. Jell-O. Yuck.I'll get that on the wishlist.
Back to the hatred...
I hate Jello. Srsly.
Anyone else have a disturbing image of a dwarf having an epilectic fit in the throes of passion while his partner applauds maniacally?Sounds like an excellent use for a Clapper!![]()
LOL that rules. Do you all stock toilet paper in your restrooms there? (There were plenty of places on that side of the pond that DIDNT) Us dumb yanks had to do things like rip off our sleeves.
Ahhhh, the days of the Navy... /me overseas alcoholic
-Me
I hate threads that get whored so bad that when you click on them for the frist time they are 30 bazillion pages long and since you have sort of a life you only read the first and last page then decide to post some irrelevant crap that only a post whore might understand.....
Anyone else have a disturbing image of a dwarf having an epilectic fit in the throes of passion while his partner applauds maniacally?
Oh yes, I'm 6'3" by the way.....Bloody big for a gnome. That's three inches longer than Shecky.
PS Why do they say how "long" a baby is just 'cos it can't stand up? If I lie down, do I suddenly become 6'3" long!!!??
Why do you think I dated a midget for a year?![]()
I hate Jello. Srsly.
Hey, there's something we agree on. Jell-O. Yuck.
Anyone else have a disturbing image of a dwarf having an epilectic fit in the throes of passion while his partner applauds maniacally?
I hate LG's new name. It's screwing up my viewing panes, making my eyes cross. Damn you, LGE.![]()
Yeah, that's a lot better. Thanks.Changed it for ya.![]()