You know what I hate?

[Bernie Brewer]

Liars. I effing hate liars.

 

[DeathBrewer]

wth is a pot tart? did i miss something?

 

[pirate504]

I hate threads that get whored so bad that when you click on them for the frist time they are 30 bazillion pages long and since you have sort of a life you only read the first and last page then decide to post some irrelevant crap that only a post whore might understand..... Some large arse random picture:

thanks

 

[jmulligan]

I hate short women that steal all the tall men. I'm 5'9", *******! Get your 5'3" self away from that 6'4" man!

 

[shecky]

I hate short women that steal all the tall men. I'm 5'9", *******! Get your 5'3" self away from that 6'4" man!

There's a reason this happens, you know.

 

[flyangler18]

There's a reason this happens, you know.

Something about a lock and key fit.

 

[wildwest450]

wth is a pot tart? did i miss something?

I don't know, but they sound damn yummy.

 

[jmulligan]

There's a reason this happens, you know.

Why do you think I dated a midget for a year?

 

[wildwest450]

Why do you think I dated a midget for a year?

Did he have a flat head?

 

[flyangler18]

Why do you think I dated a midget for a year?

Was he an epileptic too?

 

[shecky]

Something about a lock and key fit.

I'm 6-0, my wife's 5-2. Just sayin'.
(Oh, and my ex-wife was/is 5-10 and crazy)

 

[jmulligan]

Was he an epileptic too?

Absolutely. I'd flick the lights on and off rapidly to get a more enthusiastic event.

 

[Bob]

Absolutely. I'd flick the lights on and off rapidly to get a more enthusiastic event.

Must. Rinse. Brain. With. Bleach.

Srsly.

:fro:

 

[PvtSkippy]

Absolutely. I'd flick the lights on and off rapidly to get a more enthusiastic event.

Sounds like an excellent use for a Clapper!

 

[jmulligan]

Sounds like an excellent use for a Clapper!

I'll get that on the wishlist.

Back to the hatred...

I hate Jello. Srsly.

 

[shecky]

I'll get that on the wishlist.

Back to the hatred...

I hate Jello. Srsly.

Hey, there's something we agree on. Jell-O. Yuck.

 

[DeathBrewer]

wut!? no jello shots? srsly?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Sounds like an excellent use for a Clapper!

Anyone else have a disturbing image of a dwarf having an epilectic fit in the throes of passion while his partner applauds maniacally?

 

[DeathBrewer]

trying not to!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Oh yes, I'm 6'3" by the way.....Bloody big for a gnome. That's three inches longer than Shecky.

PS Why do they say how "long" a baby is just 'cos it can't stand up? If I lie down, do I suddenly become 6'3" long!!!??

 

[GroovePuppy]

LOL that rules. Do you all stock toilet paper in your restrooms there? (There were plenty of places on that side of the pond that DIDNT) Us dumb yanks had to do things like rip off our sleeves.
Ahhhh, the days of the Navy... /me overseas alcoholic
-Me

That explains Larry the Cable guy!

I hate threads that get whored so bad that when you click on them for the frist time they are 30 bazillion pages long and since you have sort of a life you only read the first and last page then decide to post some irrelevant crap that only a post whore might understand.....

Try the "things I love" thread. Apparently love warrants a third of the attention of hate!

Anyone else have a disturbing image of a dwarf having an epilectic fit in the throes of passion while his partner applauds maniacally?

What? We found something that disturbs the Gnome's sensibilities? Srsly?

 

[HBHoss]

Oh yes, I'm 6'3" by the way.....Bloody big for a gnome. That's three inches longer than Shecky.

PS Why do they say how "long" a baby is just 'cos it can't stand up? If I lie down, do I suddenly become 6'3" long!!!??

Hmmmm, a 6' 3" British Gnome that likes colorful French bands. Sounds like something out of a Monty Python skit.

 

[DeathBrewer]

lol, i wanted to find the o'reilly video that Evan! posted, so i searched the thread for "douchenozzle"

 

[DeathBrewer]

aww...it got removed from youtube

i hate youtube

 

[Brewin_Bob]

Why do you think I dated a midget for a year?

Hi-five, ma'am, hi-five!! Got to give PROPS (that's for you, Yuri ) to the opposite sex takin' advantage of the vertically challenged!

 

[Brewin_Bob]

I hate Jello. Srsly.

Hey, there's something we agree on. Jell-O. Yuck.

No no no no nonononono! Jello is wonderful ... when made with vodka or everclear!!

 

[Bob]

Anyone else have a disturbing image of a dwarf having an epilectic fit in the throes of passion while his partner applauds maniacally?

Why do you think I had to rinse my brain with bleach?

Great. Now I have to rinse it again.

 

[shecky]

I hate LG's new name. It's screwing up my viewing panes, making my eyes cross. Damn you, LGE.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I hate LG's new name. It's screwing up my viewing panes, making my eyes cross. Damn you, LGE.

Changed it for ya.

Back on topic, I hate people who complain about the length of my username.

PS. Hoss, they ain't French, they are Anglo-French-Australian.

 

[shecky]

Changed it for ya.

Yeah, that's a lot better. Thanks.