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You goof balls need to pick out a gift for my wife...
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hunter_le five
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500 lizards? Girls like swarms of things, right?
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what does she like or what are her hobbies?
That would be helpful, but of course, you could buy her an HBT growler. I'm pretty sure they are magic*.
*Growlers are in no way magic.
She wants diamonds. She told me.
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A tenga egg.
It's a horrible gift for a woman but at least you won't be lonely on the couch for putting no thought into her gift.
It's a horrible gift for a woman but at least you won't be lonely on the couch for putting no thought into her gift.
hunter_le five
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I think I heard her say she wanted something called a "SABCO Brew Magic", whatever that is. Women, amirite?
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an apron, and some cleaning supplies. $hit aint gonna clean itself...
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SupervisingChildren
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Hahahahaha classic.
I would have gone with a pair of slippers and a dildo, cus if she doesn't like the slippers she can go **** herself.
Maybe something tiger themed instead, Ridire?
At least then she could say your gift was Grrrrrrrrreat!
Any kitchen appliance is always appreciated. Especially if it's 'As Seen On TV'.
That, or a new vacuum cleaner.
What the heck, it's Christmas. Toss in a new robe and slippers too!
That, or a new vacuum cleaner.
What the heck, it's Christmas. Toss in a new robe and slippers too!
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https://www.holidaybull****.com/
You know what to sub for the asterisks. They actually mailed boxes of genuine American bull**** to people who ordered on Thanksgiving.
You know what to sub for the asterisks. They actually mailed boxes of genuine American bull**** to people who ordered on Thanksgiving.
Funkychef
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Does she like making things. How about a Cheese making kit or something like that so after time you can combine your hobbies together
This is actually very good advice. Buy her something you really want. If she likes it, the two of you have a new way to spend quality time together. If she doesn't, you still have a new robotic alligator suit. Everybody wins!
SupervisingChildren
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On a serious note, never get an angry SWMBO a new set of knives. I feared for my life every night I fell asleep for the next 6 months or so.
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Think she'd like a humidor with my initials engraved on the side?
estricklin
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Why don't you load the dishwasher? Ya know...by getting her drunk.
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Close. Tenga egg does hold a wiener.
gratus fermentatio
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She'd LOVE to get one of these, guaranteed.
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She'd LOVE to get one of these, guaranteed.
Not my wife. She'd shoot me if I did something like that. She's a practical woman...for the most part.
gratus fermentatio
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Maybe one of these instead.
For a few years in a row, I got her gold rings with different stones in them. One was the gold, diamond & ruby ring just like the one in Kate & Leopold. She loved it! The rings with diamond & Colombian emerald, with blue sapphire, etc. A couple hundred on Christmas sales at Higbee's, Kohl's, etc as I remember?...
One year I got my wife a vacuum and she loved it. We had one of those Rainbow vacs with the water pan and she hated it. Too much work to load it up, drag it around, empty it properly...
She used to dump the thing behind the house. One spring when the snow melted she stepped out back and thought there was a dead rabbit behind the deck. Turns out it was just the dog hair that had collected in a pile from the vacuum being dumped all winter.
Our current vacuum is a few years old, so maybe it's time to give her that thrill again?
She used to dump the thing behind the house. One spring when the snow melted she stepped out back and thought there was a dead rabbit behind the deck. Turns out it was just the dog hair that had collected in a pile from the vacuum being dumped all winter.
Our current vacuum is a few years old, so maybe it's time to give her that thrill again?
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Bought my wife a Shark vacuum cleaner and she still raves about it... funny stuff.
The other day I was going through the junk mail and ripped up a Jewelry store ad, she looked at me and said, "Oh, aren't you going to look in there for me?"
I asked her, when was the last time you looked through Jegs or a homebrew or Cabela's catalog for me?
*crickets*
The other day I was going through the junk mail and ripped up a Jewelry store ad, she looked at me and said, "Oh, aren't you going to look in there for me?"
I asked her, when was the last time you looked through Jegs or a homebrew or Cabela's catalog for me?
*crickets*
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So, I decided that the wife would just love a new fly fishing rod and a box of high end cigars. What could go wrong.
In reality, the final gift was nearly as goofy but it is something she said she wanted...
In reality, the final gift was nearly as goofy but it is something she said she wanted...
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Wish we had a thumbs down. .... Didn't look to see where you live but think about having to take it outside when it is -10 outside, it sucks no matter how cuddly and cute. I'm thinking a 60" TV of course I have problems seeing across the room nowadays.
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Sore topic around here...
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Hey, this is bull****.
Now you have to tell us what it was.
Maybe I will...maybe I won't...
Should we play 20 questions?
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