You ever notice --not for the faint of heart--

[Golddiggie]

When looking in the mirror (like before you get in the shower), how one nut is in front of the other??

Well, when you're standing 'normally' at least.

Just something to make you go 'whaaaaaaa??'

 

[BrokenArmBrewing]

One always hangs lower. I googled it one day and survey said its so they don't bang into each other.

 

[Glynn]

/facepalm

 

[Golddiggie]

One always hangs lower. I googled it one day and survey said its so they don't bang into each other.

Banging balls... Knockin' nuts... Leave it to evolution to make sure the future generations are protected whenever possible.

/facepalm

You mean :smack: :fro:

 

[Billy-Klubb]

yeah! let's see Bob Ross paint that!

 

[Yooper]

No, can't say I ever noticed that.

 

[Golddiggie]

No, can't say I ever noticed that.

Well, there are some noobs that don't know any better and would think you had...

For the fairer sex, it could "you ever notice how HIS..."

 

[Glynn]

All i can say is I am glad I have a crapton of beer to erase that mental image.....I hope

 

[kevokie]

Ermehgerd!

 

[45_70sharps]

You said not for the fain of heart.
I should have listened.
Not much bothers me but I don't care much to be thinking about what the average guys balls do!

 

[Dan]

Best thread ever. PROST!

Now that you mention it. Always one or the other hangs lower, not sure if always on the same side. Dam. Now I'm going to have to check. Maybe i'll just ask my wife.

 

[emjay]

My right nut is definitely the dominant one. The left one needs a little "coaxing" to stand out as much as his more confident brother.

Is the right nut more dominant in most people like the right hand, right arm, right leg, right eye, and right brain hemisphere? Or is it 50-50? THAT is a survey that really needs to be taken. I'll start a poll thread when the mods aren't looking...

 

[Dan]

Left handed. Right eye dominant. I think my left nut hangs lower but I could be wrong because everthing is backwards in a mirror.

Hope that helps.

 

[emjay]

Left handed. Right eye dominant. I think my left nut hangs lower but I could be wrong because everthing is backwards in a mirror.

Capital idea, comparing it to both the dominant hand and eye! Hand-eye coordination is very useful in the scrotal area, after all. It is, undoubtedly, most excellent indeed.

Hope that helps.

Yes, very much so.

But far more data is needed before meaningless conclusions may be drawn. The secrets of ye olde creamery have yet still to be uncovered and let loose upon the world... a more intimate knowledge of the carnal coinpurse awaits all who doth seeketh it!

 

[Homercidal]

I'll ask my doc. He always seems to love cupping mine in his hands. I think he's embarrassed, though, because he always has me look away.

At least this thread isn't about bending over and looking at your bunghole in the mirror...

I've never done that.

 

[BrokenArmBrewing]

I'll ask my doc. He always seems to love cupping mine in his hands. I think he's embarrassed, though, because he always has me look away.

At least this thread isn't about bending over and looking at your bunghole in the mirror...

I've never done that.

...or see of it can breath dragon fire! Lol

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

When looking in the mirror (like before you get in the shower), how one nut is in front of the other??

Even when facing away, a bystander can see two nuts. One is merely a reflection of the other.

It's only when the nut in the mirror moves, and you don't, that you need be concerned with it.

 

[JoeyChopps]

For the study I am right handed and I'm right nut as well I'm positive. My left nut is also bashful as emjay said.

 

[Faub007]

I never noticed. It's hard to focus on my nads while doing the patented "spirit of saint louis" propeller impersonation before I get in the shower.

 

[cheezydemon3]

JESUS FLIPPING CHRIST!!!!!!

Lol and facepalm all at once.

Awesome thread Goldie!

 

[Golddiggie]

JESUS FLIPPING CHRIST!!!!!!

Lol and facepalm all at once.

Awesome thread Goldie!

Surprised it took you this long to locate the thread.

I do aim to please...

 

[BrokenArmBrewing]

For the study I am right handed and I'm right nut as well I'm positive. My left nut is also bashful as emjay said.

Same here. Right handed and right nut hanging low

 

[JoeyChopps]

Do you guys (and yooper) smell that its science. We're going to figure out if you dominate hand and which nad hangs lower correlate. I'm super pumped for this study.

 

[Golddiggie]

Do you guys (and yooper) smell that its science. We're going to figure out if you dominate hand and which nad hangs lower correlate. I'm super pumped for this study.

Don't get too 'pumped' over it... Unless you also have a towel handy.

 

[JoeyChopps]

I'm outside brewing there a few towels lying around. And now I feel like a perve for getting excited about something to do with nads mission accomplished.

 

[Randar]

No, can't say I ever noticed that.

Replace "nut" with "****" and try to answer that one again. Pretty sure one keg was hanging lower than the other.

 

[BrokenArmBrewing]

.

 

[Homercidal]

It just won't stay buried.

 

[Golddiggie]

It just won't stay buried.

Nope... It's one to grab ya by the jewels...

 

[b-boy]

I saw the thread title. Assumed it was going to be an Andy Rooney running commentary.

It went in a whole different direction.