Yoopers are 70% off!

[Yooper]

I was looking for this thread: https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/yooper-giveaway-515140/

But when I searched, I got this:


Apparently, I am cheaper than even I believed. And, I come with free shipping.

 

[Auger]

 

[Homercidal]

Everyone knows yoopers are a bit off. I had no idea it was 70% though.

 

[Inkleg]

.........and free shipping, it just keeps gettin better.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

*Don't say "if it fits it ships.' Don't say "if it fits it ships.' Don't say "if it fits it ships.' Don't say "if it fits it ships.' Don't say "if it fits it ships.' *

 

[Yooper]

*Don't say "if it fits it ships.' Don't say "if it fits it ships.' Don't say "if it fits it ships.' Don't say "if it fits it ships.' Don't say "if it fits it ships.' *

Oh, my goodness James you made me really literally LOL. I look like an idiot, snorting and giggling at my computer screen. Thank you for the laugh, I needed it!

 

[AnOldUR]

Don't say "if it fits it ships."

I called the Post Office.

They said they need to know the size of your package.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I called the Post Office.

They said they need to know the size of your package.

Thats not the issue, biggest problem is the journey lasts until at least 8am the next morning.

 

[Yooper]

I called the Post Office.

They said they need to know the size of your package.

I would never presume to ask you the size of your package. I think that the Post Office clerk was either rude, or had a huge crush on you.

 

[Psylocide]

So, of @Yooper 's 64k posts, at least 70% of them are off... so, good luck finding out which of those ~45k are misinformation.

 

[BrotherGrim]

Don't worry about it too much, the other 30% is pure gold!

 

[AnOldUR]

I think that the Post Office clerk was either rude, or had a huge crush on you.

The Postal Clerk was my wife , so why'd she have to ask?

Must be all the packages she sees every day.

 

[drainbamage]

So, of @Yooper 's 64k posts, at least 70% of them are off... so, good luck finding out which of those ~45k are misinformation.

Yoopers...60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[MaxStout]

But if you do a Google Image Search for "Yoopers" you get stuff like this...

And that's with safe search ON. I don't even want to think about the alternative. :cross:

 

[Ridire]

They distribute Yoopers where I live. They make great pets. We can arrange a trade, but I thinking shipping Yoopers across state lines is illegal, so if anyone asks, it's "wild life products". And don't worry, these are real Yoopers, not Canadian knock offs.

 

[Cyclman]

< 70% off, so that could mean 100% on.

I prefer to buy Yoopers at auction.

 

[Ridire]

< 70% off, so that could mean 100% on.

I prefer to buy Yoopers at auction.

Ummm... < means less than...

 

[Ridire]

< 70% off, so that could mean 100% on.

I prefer to buy Yoopers at auction.

Never mind. I get your drift now. You're right.

 

[ubnserved]

Well maybe I am wrong but if I remember correctly weren't they being given away before? Sounds like a rip off to me, of course I have never knowingly met or talked to a yooper. A price increase like that is huge..... maybe it is a new crop or they are fresher in the spring.
One of those things that makes you go hmmmm.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Wow, now I can afford to get my very own Yooper, COOL!
Regards, GF.

 

[Homercidal]

On the plus side, they make great beer!

On the minus side, they drink it all!