yall might kill me!!

[Sir Humpsalot]

If I can't get a good beer, I'll have a good glass of scotch and a side of water and call it a night. If I can't get a good scotch, and I can't get a good beer, then I will just get piss drunk on martinis (with gin, you know-nothing hipster bartender, learn to pour a freakin drink! A martini is gin, a martini made with vodka is called a mixed drink, I don't care what style of glass you serve it in, but if I'm feeling cheritable that day, I may permit you to call it a "vodka martini" without a noticable scoff. And don't even think about offering me anything with artifically flavored vodka, no appletinis, cherrytinis, chocolatinis, or your will be getting a bitchslap-tini. Got that?) and after I have a few in my system and feel thoroughly soused, I will realize I've had to much and take a cab home.

 

[z987k]

I don't know if it's that hot and only ice cold beer will do, i'll opt for a sports drink (no carbonated ones) or water. Make you feel much better.

 

[Craig5_12]

... then I will just get piss drunk on martinis (with gin, you know-nothing hipster bartender....

Woo Hoo another like minded aficionado....Have you tried Junipero from Anchor Distilling yet? I've been meaning to get my hands on some!

 

[kornkob]

I don't know if it's that hot and only ice cold beer will do, i'll opt for a sports drink (no carbonated ones) or water. Make you feel much better.

Never once did I ever even come close to getting a buzz from water.


And sports drinks pretty uniformly taste worse than ass. This comes from specific knowledge that the US army makes their 'MRE kool aid' from powdered ass flakes and the MRE drink packs were better than sports drinks (although the most common use of MRE kool aid was for sand tables--- 'remember-- the purple is your outer firing arc-- there are friendies over there')

 

[Yuri_Rage]

And sports drinks pretty uniformly taste worse than ass. This comes from specific knowledge that the US army makes their 'MRE kool aid' from powdered ass flakes and the MRE drink packs were better than sports drinks (although the most common use of MRE kool aid was for sand tables--- 'remember-- the purple is your outer firing arc-- there are friendies over there')

I love it! Aren't rock drills fun?

EDIT: To add my own $.02 to this thread - Michelob is tolerable sometimes. I'll even stoop as low as Bud Light or even High Life on occasion. I used to buy Killian's a lot, but I started to dislike it before I even figured out what good beer really is. This is making me thirsty. I'm going to go browse the selection at the local swill-mart.

 

[uglygoat]

miler highlife!!!!

w000t!

i have a 12er of it in the fridge at all times. musnt' forget my roots.

genesse cream ale is another one i love to induldge in.

 

[Makita]

Hey kornkob....you live in Madison....just for the hell of it stop by Woodman's and pick up some Hackstein. It makes Old Style taste like liquid gold.

I bought some as an experiment since it was dirt cheap. It was so so SO bad that I opened them up and dumped them one can at a time....until I realized they would be more fun to shake up and shoot with the ol' .22 :rockin: .

 

[kornkob]

Never heard of hackstien---- but then I buy most of my beer at Old Town Liquor (cuz its close) or Steve's (cuz they got selection out the ass).

Besides, there's a difference between BMC and the really crappy beers.

 

[Rhoobarb]

Steve's in Madison rocks!

When in St. Louis, you can go to one of several Dirt Cheap Liquor Stores and pick up (what else), Dirt Cheap Malt Liquor!

 

[BierMuncher]

Steve's in Madison rocks!

When in St. Louis, you can go to one of several Dirt Cheap Liquor Stores and pick up (what else), Dirt Cheap Malt Liquor!

Yeah baby!!!

Their motto?

The more she drinks, the better you'll look.... :cross:

 

[fleas]

i know i will get **** for this but when your broke you cant beat 5.25$ for a 12 of blatz or 2.50$ 40oz of PBR

fleas

 

[Fingers]

Yeah-- never really understood the attraction of bagging on BMC. It's decent stuff for what it is. I won't bag on Pizza Hut pizza for the same reason. Not generally my favorite but then when I order it I'm not expecting a classicly trained chef to whip me up magic. *shrug*

BMC is what it is: inexpensive, consistent, easily acquired and reliable.

I'm with ya, kornkob. I like barbecued rib steaks but I'll eat a fastfood burger and enjoy it for what it is. If I go over to a buddy's house I would never dream of insulting him by refusing to drink his beer. You know, sneering at someone's hospitality, it's just not done.

As far as cheap beer, don't try to read anything into it. You can think of it as a beer flavoured drink if you like. It's cheap, it's fun, and its available ALL the time. Lighten up.

 

[BrewDey]

I totally agree...while I love 'good' beers, I do not discriminate. Coors Original is one of my favorites-not just when I 'have' to drink it. It is a tasty, refreshing, consistent lager. It also depends on the situation-I can drink Coors for hours on end tailgating in 80 degree weather...try doing that with a 75 IBU IPA (some may be able to-not me)
Every beer is unique and serves its own purpose!

 

[Makita]

Yep. Cheap beers definately have their place. Some of my favorites are LaCrosse Light, PBR, Old Style, and Miller Lite.

One beer that I just really don't care for, though, is Budweiser. I don't know why. It just always tastes like piss. Even on a hot day, it doesn't work for me.

 

[fleas]

i totaly agree with you that budweiser is my least favorite

As far as cheap beer, don't try to read anything into it. You can think of it as a beer flavoured drink if you like. It's cheap, it's fun, and its available ALL the time. Lighten up.

and damn your right some people really need to lighten up you cant believe the **** you can get for admiting to drinking cheap beers drink what you like drink what you can afford

chears fleas