Wierd Old Brewer Dude

[bottlebomber]

Oh, man I miss Jack. Every one of his threads was like an insane piece of beat poetry. Hunter S. Thompson as a homebrewer.

****ing makes knives out of railroad spikes!

Crazy mother****er. Really hope he ain't dead.

Yeah I just read up on him.... all the great members are gone now... Jackthe Knife... TrailorTrashBrewer lol. Those knives are awesome, in a slightly creepy hillbilly kind of way.

You know its funny when I started this thread I expected maybe 2 or 3 replies, a little head scratching or something, not 60 posts and a frikkin tofu vs belgian survey lol. The Internet is a funny place

 

[passedpawn]

Is this him?

 

[Hatchbrew]

These are not the brews you are looking for......

HAHAHa

 

[bottlebomber]

Is this him?

That could be any one of hundred of people where I live...

 

[dnslater]

Is this him?

Not Heineken's target market.

 

[dannypo]

There are these two guys that will show at events a my LHBS. They only make one beer. They use barley that they grow and malt. Corn that they grow as well as homegrown hops. Once the harvest comes in they brew as often as possible until they have enough to last the year.

 

[cklages]

Reading Jack the Knife's posts is like reading Haiku.

I suspect that someone who references Platos allegory of the cave is not quite as hillbilly as they let on...

 

[bottlebomber]

There are these two guys that will show at events a my LHBS. They only make one beer. They use barley that they grow and malt. Corn that they grow as well as homegrown hops. Once the harvest comes in they brew as often as possible until they have enough to last the year.

THAT'S awesome. I've always wanted to grow my own barley, my folks own a lot of land that would be perfect for it.

 

[bottlebomber]

Its looks like JacktheKnife was an LGI fan....

 

[Baldy_Beer_Brewery]

He says he just fills a beer bottle up, caps it, and pitches it in the next batch.

And nobody has pointed out to him that Mr. Malty says that is underpitching?

 

[bottlebomber]

And nobody has pointed out to him that Mr. Malty says that is underpitching?

I don't think this guy cares about underpitching... lol. But just for the sake of it id say 200ml of slurry is a pretty good pitch

 

[BigHefty]

Dude you spelled belgian wrong. You should be banned from the site.

Dude, you spelled weird wrong..... although that wouldn't justify you being banned.

 

[bottlebomber]

Dude, you spelled weird wrong..... although that wouldn't justify you being banned.

I before E except after C..... D@mmit! Those little lymerics are useless!

Well I got owned on that one

 

[JetSmooth]

I don't like saisons

Dude. What did the Asians ever do to you?

Oh, it must be because they gave us the tofu.

(At least that's how I read it when I was scanning the page)

 

[bottlebomber]

Dude. What did the Asians ever do to you?

Oh, it must be because they gave us the tofu.

Maybe, but they can't make beer worth a dang