Why the US is better than the UK

[Orfy]

Admittedly, if I was right next door to Ireland and their redheaded women, I probably wouldn't be able to leave them alone either

We win because american pale ales have hops in them.



Did anyone say teeth yet?

You win.

 

[bob1852]

lots of our "historic" buildings were build in the 1950s...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I would have to say that it's our geography that's better. We have all major climate zones and population centers. If you don't like where you live, you can always find something more to your liking quickly and cheaply.

Very good point. Where I currently live is pretty bleak IMO (And a poor moron/rational human ratio) however, if and when work and opportunity allows I know that there are very different places available for me to desecrate.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

lots of our "historic" buildings were build in the 1950s...

You are being a little unfair there. A local restaurant has a big billboard on 250 that proclaims itself "Historic Berry's Restaurant" and that was founded in 1946. Please get your facts straight. There are historic places of interest at least 4 years older than you claimed.

True billboard, by the way.

 

[MBasile]

- Better weather, women, food, sport, cars, and selection thereof.

I'm going to have to disagree about us having better cars. I'd say they have a wider selection with more options. Although, if I could get a 2001 Subaru Prodrive STi here in the states, I'd say nuke 'em (after kidnapping the Top gear guys and bringing them over here)

 

[zman]

We have plenty of queens. Haven't you ever been to San Francisco?

OR the Village

 

[zman]

lots of our "historic" buildings were build in the 1950s...

Maybe on the West Coast but Our East Coast buildings can be pretty old. Not Westminster Abbey Old but not post WWII either

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

America gets things done. It does not hinder it's progress by thinking things through or letting common sense get in the way.......That's a plus, isn't it?

 

[Julohan]

We have LeBron James

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Freedom Fries

 

[Yooper]

Sorry, Orfy, but I gotta say the US has better looking men. American men tend to be hotter than the average British guy. Now, if you could import the Australian men into the UK for me, then I'd vote for the UK all the way.

 

[Orfy]

Sorry, Orfy, but I gotta say the US has better looking men. American men tend to be hotter than the average British guy. Now, if you could import the Australian men into the UK for me, then I'd vote for the UK all the way.

You're Biased!
I don't really look like my avatar.

 

[Scooby_Brew]

Because we have to press "1 for English" all the time.
Because we say we hate communism but we sell our Country and our jobs to the Communist China.
Because my kids have to learn Spanish but they don't have to learn English.
Because we provide a free military protection even for the richest countries like Saudi Arabia, Germany or Japan, but we can't provide safe schools for our kids.
Because it costs more to insure a car then to buy one.

Hey, wait a minute... these are not.... well, at least we have our FREEDOM FRIES!

 

[Palefire]

We have plenty of queens. Haven't you ever been to San Francisco?

Well played, well played!

They gave us the Beatles and Zeppelin and took Madonna in return. God bless 'em.

Yeah, but everyone the Beatles and Zeppelin (especially Zeppelin) ripped off was American.

 

[Palefire]

Because we have to press "1 for English" all the time.

Not trying to turn this thread into one of those threads, but I'd actually call this a plus...

 

[Elshauno]

The US is better because we have to pay for our health insurance and leave everyone who cant afford it to rot. Oh and we have more variety of microbeers

 

[Scooby_Brew]

Because they don't play Euro-Disco here on the radio like they do in the UK all the time (thank Goooood!)

 

[Short Drive]

I'll give them one though. They invented IPA's. Even if we improved on them.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Here in the USA, I don't need a license to watch television.

 

[Orfy]

Here in the USA, I don't need a license to watch television.

So how much do your channels cost you?

 

[FireNightFly]

10. We have google which apparently is better at intel than MI-6
9. Americans own their property, rather than be allowed to use it until the monarchy wants it back.
8. We dont have the Church of England.
7. We have dentists & use them.
6. A *** in America is something you dont put in your mouth and puff on.
5. We know how to spell dialog without adding ue.
4. How come in the UK there is only one Monopolies Commission?
3. We ship our waste to the UK/Europe.
2. The only prince we have ever had wore assless pants, plays guitar, & changed his name to a symbol.

and the number one reason America is Better than the British
1. We arnt neighbors with the French.

Hehe, enjoy

 

[Skins_Brew]

I agree with most of the stated reasons as to why the US > UK, BUT, one thing that the UK has got going for them is they allow ****s in the regular newspaper. I was on a train in scotland and picked up a random discarded newspaper and was SHOCKED at what I saw. It was AWESOME. I think i actually still have it.

 

[gicts]

at least still in some places.....

10. We have google which apparently is better at intel than MI-6
9. Americans own their property, rather than be allowed to use it until the monarchy wants it back.
8. We dont have the Church of England.
7. We have dentists & use them.
6. A *** in America is something you dont put in your mouth and puff on.
5. We know how to spell dialog without adding ue.
4. How come in the UK there is only one Monopolies Commission?
3. We ship our waste to the UK/Europe.
2. The only prince we have ever had wore assless pants, plays guitar, & changed his name to a symbol.

and the number one reason America is Better than the British
1. We arnt neighbors with the French.

Hehe, enjoy

Very true, especially #9 for us armature archeologists and treasure hunters!

 

[Houblon]

9. Americans own their property, rather than be allowed to use it until the monarchy wants it back.

Wrong -eminent domain applies here too

8. We dont have the Church of England.

No we just have a boatload of different churchs all trying impose onto others.

7. We have dentists & use them.

If you have a good health plan


5. We know how to spell dialog without adding ue.

No our Literary sucks ass


3. We ship our waste to the UK/Europe.

yet we can't understand why other countries despise us


and the number one reason America is Better than the British

1. We arnt neighbors with the French.

Yeah those dang freedom fries just suck

Hehe, enjoy

LOL just keeping you honest

 

[SkinnyShamrock]

The US drives on the CORRECT side of the road (I don't care what you say Jeremy Clarkson!), and we have hops. And aren't afraid to use them.

 

[FireNightFly]

lol Houblon .... all in good fun
btw, nice pic, i could only wish i had hair on my head like that!

I can blind a person at the right angle!