I have to speak in the defense of crappy picnic taps. I like them. They stay cold, and i don't get fruit flies on them (I get the things in the house every few months, ( i swear it is the bananas bringing them in). i don't have the smell of stale beer from spills, the drip pan is in the keezer. When I pull the keg, I just grab the line and both go to the keg washer for cleaning. I don't have to reach over the taps to load kegs. Easy cleaning on the drip pan too, I just pull it out and hose if off in the laundry sink. Opening a chest freezer doesn't dump the cold air as badly as a regular fridge, though I have considered a plastic shield to minimize it further.
Now you can call me cheap, I am. And this is not just a stepping stone for me. Just looking at a $50 per line upgrade, I have a 10 keg keezer, I keep 4 soda lines and 8 beer lines. So about $600, how many here call that insignificant? I actually have some taps, but i don't want to use them, I like the picnics.
Yes they are cheap, i pay $1.70 for them. That is why I don't care if they break. I have broken several, always the handle, it is the weak spot. the tap stays sealed. I did lose a keg of soda once to a bad QD, now i only use CMB QDs. They also have a spot in them that holds stuff, you have to disassemble them for cleaning or you get mold. I am not really fond of the cheap plastic, i would like stainless version. i will consider the pluto gun, again, big investment. But I will not be going to taps anytime soon. But really, how about something in between $45 and $1.70, that is a big gap.... and what I really need is a better fitting, better looking drip pan right now.
and a side note, stainless will not freeze to your hand at refrigerator temperatures. It really is not even that good a conductor. for a metal.
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