Why God, Why?

[Bedlam]

Oh, man.

I can't believe this. I think I maybe...just might...maybe see the Light. Maybe I've been wrong all these years with my fornication and inebriation and fabrication.

I've got to make this right. No more of this wicked River of Hell for me! I rebuke thee! Out, demon, out! Thank the Lord for that website, that it has saved me from certain doom in the Lake of Fire! I beg you all to look earnestly at its contents and change your wicked, wicked ways! I swear I will never again touch another drop of Satan's Scourge.
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That is, right after I finish this nice peach Lambic. Oh, and maybe the kegger of good porter I brewed last month. But wait, isn't there some Appelwien in the primary?

I'll get back to you...

Meanwhile, who wants to see my ****s? (paying customers only)

 

[michael88n]

Please tell me it's a joke...

And if it's not... Then OMG... It's freakin' hysterical!!!

My favorite line, "Now my liberal (apostate) friends are quick to assert that Jesus drank alcoholic wine, as a tea totter of course..."

Damn those tea totters!

Michael

 

[MikeFlynn74]

Meanwhile, who wants to see my ****s? (paying customers only)

Damn you had my intrest until you said paying....

 

[PeteOz77]

He's siting and quoting MADD. Nuff said.

SO when I was young and stupid (and in an area where you had to make an EFFORT to get a DUI) I managed to get a second DUI at age 30. I decided to quit drinking for as long as I wanted (turned out to be a year and a half) and get fit.

Of course the biggest problem with getting your 2nd DUI in Minnesota, is the YEAR in jail maximum sentence.... I fortunately received only 30 days, and served 21 days for good behaviour. I was also allowed to get out on "Huber Law" so I only spent every night and every weekend in Jail during that time.

So, I finally get out. I am single and Sooooo Happy to finally get home, I drive up in driveway, drag my stuff out of the back of the Dodge Ram, and stumble into my house.. again.. Soo happy to be home..to my house... I am in the house for about 15 minutes when the phone rings. Who is on the other end? MADD.. looking for donations.

I actually started laughing nearly hysterically... and said... I'm sorry, you just rang the WRONG HOUSE. I promptly explained the situation, and even got a laugh out of the doofus on the other end.

Never drove drunk again, and never will. However, MADD can go for that proverbial long walk on a SHORT pier as far as I am concerned.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Meanwhile, who wants to see my ****s? (paying customers only)

How much?

 

[MikeFlynn74]

So, I finally get out. I am single and Sooooo Happy to finally get home,

I know that feeling- I cant wait to be paroled from cellblock 455. lol

 

[PeteOz77]

Meanwhile, who wants to see my ****s? (paying customers only)

OOOh! Pick ME! PICK ME!!

 

[EvilTOJ]

Hey, get in line Pete I was here before you! <>

 

[dibby33]

damn, too late - fourth in line, again.

 

[homebrewer_99]

I can't wait to see him in hell...I'll jackslap the ******!!!:rockin:

 

[AFAJ Brew Guy]

I know it is OT, but didn't someone mention ****s?

 

[Brewer3401]

I like ****s..............a lot.

I likeem a lot.

Well ???

 

[Rick_R]

That is your opinion, I shall not waste time, yours or mine.
I shall stick to talking about beer, I forgot how inefficient it is to pee into the wind.

And yet you have no idea what the "*laugh*" was about. "I am the smart one" -- as opposed to what?

The "I am the smart one" made me laugh since everybody assumes they've made the correct choice (whatever the question, whatever their answer) and, therefore, assumes they're the smart one. There is no reason to say it; it's a given.

That aside, it's the rare person who wouldn't find someone in opposition to their opinion both better educated on the subject matter and, based on accepted testing methods, intellectually superior to themselves, regardless of what the debate might be or on which side they fall. Saying “I’m the smart one” suggests all those in opposition are intellectually and/or educationally inferior (particularly when you follow it with a comment on their stupidity) and that isn’t going to be the case on any question, on either side.

EDIT : I am just in a fowl mood today, ignore me

No problem here; the comment made me laugh out loud (for the reason explained at the top) and I responded. I tend to avoid getting involved in political/religious online debates and wasn’t aiming to get into one here, but I do find them interesting to read just to see the approach various people take.

Rick

 

[RadicalEd]

I personally like how the guy established that creating alcohol is an art. And then proceeded to bash it.

And that you needed to explicitly add yeast for fermentation to occur. Strange, considering how people didn't even know yeast existed until a few hundred years ago. And Alcohol has been around for what? The extend of human civilization?

 

[brauhaus]

this may have been said, but ignorance kills people, not beer.... or is it people kill people.

+1 to Evan's comment about the site... seriously, it reminds me of html code class in high school.

oh and I'll be 5th in line for ****s.

 

[adx]

I wonder what God things of Apfelwein. I think he'd be cool with it.

I know Buddy Christ is down with the Apfelwein.

 

[BuffaloSabresBrewer]

Someone mentioned ****s?

 

[maltMonkey]

Look, if that's the best they can do in terms of website design, I'm not too worried about 'em.

You'd think that with the mass amounts of $$$ churches make from (tax free) tithing they could build one less 10 million dollar building and hire a web designer or something

The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.
--Russian proverb

 

[Bobby_M]

I wouldn't really be too concerned with that kind of BS hate propaganda but our very own president likely agrees with everything that ****** has to say. People like this are pushing hard to change public policy.

 

[KD5LEF]

LOL ..... here's your ****ies for you

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b99/kd5lef/****ies.jpg

 

[JustDave]

Is someone showing ****s???

 

[dibby33]

And yet you have no idea what the "*laugh*" was about. "I am the smart one" -- as opposed to what?

[/quote=Rick_R]
It was a rant. Cleverly disguised within the <rant> tags. I apologise if I upset your beliefs in anyway.

 

[Brew Runner]

You'd think that with the mass amounts of $$$ churches make from (tax free) tithing they could build one less 10 million dollar building and hire a web designer or something

Why pay a web designer when they can get some follower's highschool web student kid to build them a crappy web page for free? That $25 they saved on three hours of "design" work can go toward the $10,000,000 building.

 

[Rick_R]

I apologise if I upset your beliefs in anyway.

Again, *laugh*. What belief of mine do suspect you might have upset?

Rick

 

[cd2448]

Do you think David J would be upset if I borrowed the pic of Billy Sunday miming carrying a sack of grain in a heavy head wind as my avatar?

 

[PeteOz77]

Do you think David J would be upset if I borrowed the pic of Billy Sunday miming carrying a sack of grain in a heavy head wind as my avatar?

Let'd find out

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

How did I miss this thread! This is hysterical... I think I will continue to risk hellfire for beer

 

[shafferpilot]

non-alcoholic wine??? why wouldn't it have been called.... oh i don't know, JUICE?

what a frickin' 'tard.

 

[IrregularPulse]

I just love seeing people blaming objects/substances as apposed to the people who abuse them. Nevermind the millions who enjoy alcohol/drugs responsibly. "It's too much of a burden to govern yourself, so we gotch'ya covered"

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

Wow, i guess the largest body of protestants in the world are screwed, us lutherans like beer, in fact Martin Luther's wife brewed beer (she was a nun), not to mention Martin Luther said that the best beer a man could drink was an Einbecker Shwarzbier.

Martin Luther - "We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old."

So, we lutherans are damned, eh well what's one more, the pope already hates us.



Oh damn didn't even notice, that's post 1001