why does my beer taste like butt

[Oldyote]

If he is a troll he is a damn funny one. Feed him, feed him.

 

[windbreaker123]

Ok ! Op careful with them steeping grains some have Crapils in them

 

[o4_srt]

Results?

Quoted for troof

 

[windbreaker123]

Don't feed the troll

Why would you deny a troll or any other creature food ?

 

[Chefencore]

Why would you deny a troll or any other creature food ?

Because it sneaks in the quiet of the night and steals your beer.

 

[windbreaker123]

lol. I snuggle my beer real close and tight when I sleep.

 

[windbreaker123]

And never lost one yet. But the op needs help what would you do if it tasted like that ?

 

[kbuzz]

When this dude quoted himself, I serious lost it. My gut still hurts from laughing so hard. Giving the benefit of some hardcore doubt: if he really is legit, how do you not remember posting something 1 minute prior to responding to yourself. Does butt beer result in instant memory loss? That was just ridiculous.

 

[Chefencore]

Well, there was this one beer- had a great ass...

 

[windbreaker123]

What beer had a great ass ?

 

[windbreaker123]

All I ever hear about is poor head !

 

[BrewMoreBeers]

I am now sorry that I posted to this... The insanity.

For the record, I have never made butt beer, but I have bought some.

 

[Rogue14]

To be fair I think there were a couple of good bits of advice early in the thread.

1. Let it sit and hope it gets better as it ages.
2. If the kit comes with instructions, follow them.
3. Beer and butt threads can be a humorous distraction.

 

[Chefencore]

Life lessons! Sticky?

 

[sendkyleanemail]

Results?

Ok so apparently my butt tastes like beer that tastes like a butt. Don't ask about how results were obtained.

 

[o4_srt]

Ok so apparently my butt tastes like beer that tastes like a butt. Don't ask about how results were obtained.

Wooden spoon, straw, or mash paddle?

 

[BBKing]

You just quoted yourself. Awesome.

Haha, that IS awesome

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

Haha, that IS awesome

I LOL'd at the hotel bar when I saw his quote, I'm glad I'm not the only one who found it funny! I got some weird looks but I don't care!

 

[BBKing]

I LOL'd at the hotel bar when I saw his quote, I'm glad I'm not the only one who found it funny! I got some weird looks but I don't care!

Ha, I get that look from SWMBO every 3 or 4 minutes when I'm cruising HBT. I'm pretty sure she thinks we're all drunken idiots.

 

[Oldyote]

Ha, I get that look from SWMBO every 3 or 4 minutes when I'm cruising HBT. I'm pretty sure she thinks we're all drunken idiots.

I'm pretty sure she is on to something

 

[BrewKnurd]

I'm pretty sure she is on to something

Yeah, sounds like she might have hit the nail on the head, honestly.

 

[Randar]

Add oats, and if it still tastes like soggy ass, add some instant oats.

 

[mcaple1]

please tell me the caps weren't on when you added the final "flavors"...could be painful.

 

[GuldTuborg]

Butt beer, huh? Must have been a brown ale. Or, if you happen to swing that way, a nut brown ale. Eww.

That reminds me of dumb college kids that try to get drunk faster by applying some kind alcohol to the, um, anal region. Gets right in through to the bloodstream without that pesky stomach having to hold everything. Kids these days.

 

[koerd85]

2 months start to finish and you will be in love with your beer.It will love you too.

My beer came out fine, the reading was low because it was not mixed good enough. Taste like beer now! no ass flavor at all

 

[koerd85]

Butt beer, huh? Must have been a brown ale. Or, if you happen to swing that way, a nut brown ale. Eww.

That reminds me of dumb college kids that try to get drunk faster by applying some kind alcohol to the, um, anal region. Gets right in through to the bloodstream without that pesky stomach having to hold everything. Kids these days.

eewwwww ouch!

 

[koerd85]

Quoting yourself, ive been laughing for 10 min! Thank you!

lol so have i!!!

 

[koerd85]

My beer is a lot better now. I actually had to reopen the bottles and re-carbonate because it was flat. After the re-carbonation was successful the taste was not so bitter and ass-like. After all of this i realized what i did wrong.
I read the wrong directions as the kit came with a book on beer and a sheet of paper that had a step by step procedure. I of course followed the books vague procedure ment for any type of beer.

What i did wrong was: put the beer into the carboy with priming sugar and leave it there, did not rack it and added a cup of can sugar because of the low gravity

All in all it taste pretty good, and has a nice head!! Cheerzzzzzz

 

[jonmohno]

Ha ha ha did they move this thread or did it just get dubbed here too! ha ha, even funnier if it did.Glad it turned out for you. Patience= less paranoia.

 

[rycov]

My beer came out fine, the reading was low because it was not mixed good enough. Taste like beer now! no ass flavor at all

i was just reading threw this whole post and thinking, why the hell has no one said this. glad everything worked out for you.