why does my beer taste like butt

[Oldyote]

So less ass but more head. Sounds a bit like a wash.

 

[malkore]

So as for right now this is an "ass to mouth" beer?

Human Centipede beer.

 

[McMalty]

the beer was lackibg carbonation so i shook it up in the bottle and when i opened the bottle the head stayed there as if it was alive,.

Lmao....what are you doing man???? shaking beer is never a good idea, carbonated or not.

 

[TomStew]

This thread is perfect, thank you OP, thank you all, laughing is good for our health! haha

 

[jhenderson27]

Just read all 10 pages start to finish and laughed my a$$ off. The person in he cube next to me looked and laughed at me laughing at this. How odd that instead.of.using a normal description ( tastes thin, chalky, bitter, sour) the person goes right to butt.....enoug from me. I will now attempt to be productive at work. Glad your beer came out good. Possibly call it Ass Pale Ale. Hell i call my light beer rotten crotch light!

 

[jonmohno]

My beer came out fine, the reading was low because it was not mixed good enough. Taste like beer now! no ass flavor at all

ass flavor for beer just makes average beer great!

 

[koerd85]

Add oats, and if it still tastes like soggy ass, add some instant oats.

lol!!!!!!

 

[DeadFartWino]

Google "one man one jar" for the answer.

 

[mcaple1]

Google "one man one jar" for the answer.

I saw that video a few years back....some images just cannot be unseen.

 

[DangerRoss]

It tastes like sh*t cuz you farted by your brew kettle and contaminated your wort

 

[Joker]

Sure it wasn't a brown ale?

2 Bottles, One Cup Brown Ale :rockin:

 

[koerd85]

im gunna name all
three tries of my batches of beer, 1st yeast farts beer, 2nd celery beer, 3rd dry heave beer b/c that would describe the taste of home brewing for me at this time and nothing like my sam adams..lol

currently tweaking my methods