Why am I farting more?

[mrk305]

I am the one on the right...

 

[goldengrl]

LMAO.......I think that this has got to be one of the funniest threads I've read in a while.

Also I didn't see any mention of the lactose intolerant. Give me my beer and so ice cream after and my husband becomes the saddest man on earth. lol.

 

[BierMuncher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmmDJGXZ6_U

I am the one on the right...

Friggin funny.

When I'm sleeping, I seem to rip one whenever I roll over to my other side. Guess the "hot air" has been accumulating and the new position allows passage.

 

[Willy Boner]

The Dutch Oven is one way to see how tough you SWMBO is, make sure to protect your junk!

 

[PsicloneRN]

Man im hardcore lactose intolerant and resistant to the lactaid pills. If I get a small amount of cheese or anything lookout for the next few days. I swear the smell becomes its own entity and attaches to things.

 

[bobjenkins79]

I've decided to lovingly nickname them "hop-bombs". They're horribly overpowering and smell like rotting hop flowers.......and poo. On a recent trip thru Boston I silently blessed my fellow travelers on the subway. I love dropping an anonymous hop bomb in a crowded place. Cheap entertainment.

 

[Brakeman_Brewing]

Best Thread EVER!

 

[PearlJamNoCode]

I've decided to lovingly nickname them "hop-bombs". They're horribly overpowering and smell like rotting hop flowers.......and poo. On a recent trip thru Boston I silently blessed my fellow travelers on the subway. I love dropping an anonymous hop bomb in a crowded place. Cheap entertainment.

HAHAHA!

 

[jiffybrew]

So why does Heff create such crazy gas? Give me a Gas-X if i have to drink one that.

 

[Donasay]

The Dutch Oven is one way to see how tough you SWMBO is, make sure to protect your junk!

I am so glad someone brought up the dutch oven, if I hadn't seen it I would have mentioned it myself. That has to be one of the most classic relationship tests, and surefire ways to breakup with someone, yet so funny at the same time.

 

[flyboy]

HAHA!! Someone needs to send it to Mythbusters. Can you imagine those guys three sheets to the wind counting their farts? I'm diabetic and homebrew is the only beer I can drink that doesn't mess with my blood sugars. ( It actually goes down after a IPA ) I've been blaming my farting on the Metformin. Now I can blame it on the homebrew, too.

 

[Willie3]

It was said to have staying power, and this is before I started brewing. Man, you have to open windows in my bedroom at night so you don't become asphyxiated from the fumes.

Drinkning my homebrew made it necessary now for HzMT companies to develop Methane detectors (like smoke detectors) for home. I swear it sounds like a brass quartet in my bedroom and it is only me. My SWMBO cannot understand where it all comes from.

The other day I sat on the bowl and let one rip for almost 15 seconds. 15 seconds, man it was the longest I ever experienced.

My son (4 yrs) even asked how that was possible.

Greatest thread ever!!

- WW

 

[Vels]

WOW !

I feel so a home here.

 

[BierMuncher]

I am so glad someone brought up the dutch oven, if I hadn't seen it I would have mentioned it myself. That has to be one of the most classic relationship tests, and surefire ways to breakup with someone, yet so funny at the same time.

100% of the time, each time I roll over to my other side in bed…P H H H R R R R R T T T T T T .

Must be the way the ole “bubbles” are accumulating and then escaping up hill once they have the chance.

Now when my SWMBO senses me getting ready to shift it’s…no…no…no…FOR THE LOVE OF GOD….NOOOOOO

 

[Joker]

This thread is bringing a tear to my eye.....................Im not sure if its from laughing or the thought of the stench you all are emitting.

Lets talk global warming. :rockin:

 

[hylowa]

haha. this is great. people often blame my excessive gas on the fact that im vegan, and i need some meat to clog my system. i have to explain, no no, its the yeast. maybe i should eat less greens and let my beers sit a bit longer thou...

 

[Bandit112]

I definately can't help myself as well...most of the time they are silent, but that doesn't mean others aren't aware of em'....I was at my parents house after having a few HB, and they thought it was the Boston Terriers... :cross:

 

[TexLaw]

You know you're no longer a noob when you let one loose and say something like "I didn't know Fred used Centennial in that beer. I thought he went strictly with Cascade."


TL

 

[Wicked Daddy]

I had no idea I would start a gastrointestinal phenomenon. My wife laid off the hef just to clear out and make sure it was not something else. Now she has gone flat, we'll probably try it again to see what happens.

It didn't bother me at all but then, I probably wouldn't know the difference.

Thanks to all.

 

[findthefish]

haha. this is great. people often blame my excessive gas on the fact that im vegan, and i need some meat to clog my system. i have to explain, no no, its the yeast. maybe i should eat less greens and let my beers sit a bit longer thou...

My friends that were vegan had the worst farts EVER!

 

[Waboom!!]

Spinach dip with Hawaiian sweet bread and dark beer, great tasting but not great smelling.