wholesalehops "slogan"

[nootay]

wholesale hops: a hopsgasm has never been so cheap
wholesale hops: the red light district of hops
wholesale hops: cheap as a bucket of slop
wholesale hops: hops cheaper than slop
wholesale hops: get your fix

meh im not too good at this type of thing, but theres my input!

 

[neovox]

If it ain't from Wholesale Hops, it ain't worth brewin'.

If your hops aren't from Wholesale Hops, your brew ain't sh!t.

Wholesale Hops, because anything else tastes like ass.

 

[wholesalehops]

Please keep going, a few have great potential. Thanks for all the comments.

 

[SC_Ryan]

wholesalehops.com- Price is no longer a valid excuse for brewing like a pu$$y (or a "Nancy" if the p word is a little to strong).

 

[lschiavo]

Hop(s) on in...the Beer is Fine! [a little hop in swimwear?]

Or this (love it)

Wholesale Hops, because anything else tastes like ass.

 

[archiefl98]

Wholesalehops.com - Hops. Wholesale.

 

[ToddO]

How about "we cant come up with something ourselves" or "looking for basically free input" etc. Come on..

Can i design you a free logo?

 

[SankePankey]

Wholesale Hops. We'll give you hops for FREE (with a paid box)
Wholesale Hops. Because you can't throw your bitter SWMBO into the kettle.
Wholesale Hops. Sip on our business. mmmm...
Wholesale Hops. Shortage, Shmortage!
Wholesale Hops. Just stick it in before flameout.
Wholesale Hops. Prices so good, we know you'll 'hopback'!


These have not been approved by the better business bureau.

 

[extra_medium]

the only thing cheaper than our hops is your girlfriend.

wholesalehops.com

 

[jacob1484]

the only thing cheaper than our hops is your girlfriend.

wholesalehops.com

baaahahaha

 

[swankyswede]

Wholesalehops.com - Hop to it!

 

[olllllo]

We aren't Hoppy until you're Bitter.

 

[bob1852]

We aren't Hoppy until you're Bitter.

Yes!!!!! ^^^^^^^ awesome!

 

[swankyswede]

We aren't Hoppy until you're Bitter.

FTW :rockin:

 

[lazybean]

We aren't Hoppy until you're Bitter.

That just won this thread!

 

[wholesalehops]

We aren't Hoppy until you're Bitter.

Not bad, it seems a few of you like it. HERE'S THE DEAL I will choose a few that I like at the end of may. Then everyone can vote on them, the winner gets 3 pounds of hops any variety we have, pellet or whole shipped free any where in the continental US. You must sign a release form to us. Please keep thinking, this will be our slogan for a long time. Wholesalehops

 

[BigB]

"At these prices you can afford to dry hop your cereal"

On a side note you should put a link to your website in your signature. It's good advertising without advertising... and it would have saved me the effort of opening a new tab and typing in wholesalehops.com. Very nice prices btw!

+1 to this... Brewers will get it and understand the humor... Plus, I agree that the cocky, in your face, attitude slogans are a turnoff.

 

[BeerWars]

5% of profits is fair compensation for use of any of the following. :rockin:
Wholesale Hops: Make your beer bitter.
Wholesale Hops: From Alpha to Beta.
Wholesale Hops: For Bitter or for Wort.
Wholesale Hops: We have Ale your hops needs.

 

[extra_medium]

Because we can.
wholesalehops.com

 

[wholesalehops]

Anymore suggestions? This will go on until the end of may. I like several on here, but there's always room for more. Thanks ~wholesalehops~

 

[SankePankey]

Wholesale hops. More cones for your bones.

 

[extra_medium]

HOPS YOU CAN BELIEVE IN


(done like the obama slogan) this suggestion kinda makes me feel dirty, but there it is.


unlike whores,
you can get quality hops with out blowing your wad (of cash)

 

[Sacdan]

Hops, Hops, and more Hops!

 

[wildwest450]

I've never understood why brewing makes a person a badass...

Try brewing, you'll figure it out.

.

 

[lschiavo]

"Happy Hopping"

 

[nootay]

Wholesale hops. More cones for your bones.

i love it!

 

[TRainH2o]

Wholesalehops.com Get Your A.A. On !!!

 

[northernlad]

"Where Acid Reigns"

 

[wholesalehops]

"Where Acid Reigns"

"Where Acid Reigns"


also "get your A.A. on!!"

These two are my favorites so far!!!:rockin:

 

[extra_medium]

the best place for your Humulus lupulus fix.

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Our Lupin is best for your wort.

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High acid, low prices.