Who would you pick for president?

[EvilTOJ]

That's right folks, this is an election year. This being the primaries I wanna know which inanimate object you will vote for for President, and why. I would vote for Speak -n- Spell. He always spells out the issues and is a very plain speaker, and isn't afraid to say when something is incorrect!

I decided not to go across any party lines and go with just the candidates. You'll notice that Nader isn't on the list because he'll never win ever. That and, well, he's not an inanimate object.

 

[Evets]

I picked screwdriver. I figure we're all gonna get screwed anyway, so may as well use the right tool for the job.

 

[Professor Frink]

Mannequin. Just because I loved Today's Special as a kid. That was a great show. And it's about as intelligent as a certain recent president.

 

[david_42]

The Pacer. Nothing says "global warming" better than that fishbowl on wheels.

 

[the_bird]

This is the kind of strong, no-bull**** leadership we need.

 

[Kevin Dean]

I've kinda got to agree with the_bird there...

Happy Fun Ball.

 

[Yooper]

gotta love the sponge mop in the Swiffer commercials- I mean that baby gets the job done. I love someone who'll do my dirty work!

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

I love Lamp!

 

[Silviakitty]

I picked Happy Fun Ball. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

I also picked It's Log for President H. F. Ball's running mate, because it's big, heavy and wood. It's also better than bad, it's good.

 

[Beerlord]

I went with the Pacer, nobody will expect anythign from it, although I'm suprised to actully see one "running"

 

[Hell Brew]

I love Lamp!

Do you really love lamp Brick? Or are you just looking at things and saying you love them.:rockin:

 

[Short Drive]

Eh. The Pacer didn't hit the showroom until 1975. I know cause I bought one. Big mistake, but I still bought one. I voted for the '73 Pacer because it was still on the drawing board with lots of promise.

 

[Catfish]

Come on Carbon Rod.... You piece of
useless piece of poop monkey ejaculate.....wait.... this is so drunkkkkennn ramblingggggss

 

[Yuri_Rage]

While Toilet Seat would provide welcome relief, a lot of $hit would get passed through it. So, I voted for Carbon Rod, who is strong enough to control a nuclear reaction, while remaining cool and collected.

 

[WortMonger]

Ohhh, I'm going for the screwdriver. Previously said, "it is the right tool for the job." Either way it is there for us, screwing or unscrewing, with a completely responsive, in-touch, hands-on approach to tasks. A completely different tool than the "broken" or "in-only" power drills of the past.

 

[arturo7]

I went with mannequin. This pretty much describes the current candidates.

 

[DUCCCC]

Log, definitely Log, and any of you right or left wing whacko nutjobs who don't agree are just plain stupid! My candidate, LOG, is the only sensible choice! All the other choices are Hitler.
(Godwined thread, I win)
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[c.n.budz]

Carbon Rod all the way.

 

[cowgo]

No question...it's the Speak and Spell because...

The Cowgo....Mooo

 

[Cheeto]

the mannequin
not to different that the last few prez.


why change anything

we need a recession

140k for a one bedroom house is a lil much

you poor people in california paying twice that

 

[EvilTOJ]

ma2brew, this is a serious discussion, so keep your flaming insults to your terrorist meetings, OK? Now, It's Log may be a good candidate, but I'm not sure I like it's stance on forestry. A little too much 'slash and burn' policy for my liking.

 

[the_bird]

I don't think I can vote for Log. Remember what happened the last time our president couldn't control his woodie?

 

[DUCCCC]

ma2brew, this is a serious discussion, so keep your flaming insults to your terrorist meetings, OK? Now, It's Log may be a good candidate, but I'm not sure I like it's stance on forestry. A little too much 'slash and burn' policy for my liking.

See, right there, you're confusing my candidate with Carbon Rod. He's what's left of Log following Slash and Burn policies.

 

[Pugilist]

I went with happy fun ball as it reminds me of hillary's husbands nose.

 

[Chriso]

Pacer, hands down.

It's ugly and fat, but everyone secretly wants a ride. Even people coordinating Happy Fun Ball's campaign will vote for the Pacer, thinking that nobody else will do so, and then all of a sudden, it's a landslide!

 

[PeteOz77]

I know some of you are KNOT voting for Log, but I'm telling you, you are barking up the wrong tree. Branch out a bit and vote with your crotch.

I'm voting for Log, as it is smarter and has more personality than the current president. I believe Log has a better foreign policy as well.

 

[Evets]

What! No Ralph Nader?

 

[DeathBrewer]

I think we need Lamp to shed some light on the various issues.

sponge mop just tries to push everything under the rug and we all know what screwdriver does. i'd talk about the rest of the candidates, but i wouldn't want to offend anyone.

 

[DUCCCC]

I'm kinda concerned about Lamp myself. I mean what do we really know about Lamp? We know that in the early days Lamp was incandescent and wasteful, but recently Lamp has been openly pushing for more environmentally popular fluorescence, but that comes with the not so green taint of mercury. What's really lurking beneath that shade?

No sir, I don't like it.

Now we all know that Log is strong on environmental issues. Not like that synthetic Happy Fun Ball...

 

[PeteOz77]

:rockin: Looks like log it ROLLING towards a victory.:rockin:

OK, I'll stop with the stupid puns...