Who poops at work?

[Brew_Dude41]

There is something to be said about pooping at work. I have a 15 month old who's has figured out how to open the pantry. Here is what I find after after not going fast enough...

 

[bruteforce]

There is something to be said about pooping at work. I have a 15 month old who's has figured out how to open the pantry. Here is what I find after after not going fast enough...

We have the same cutting board.

 

[Zekk]

The real question is.. Who's pooping right now at work?

 

[BrotherBock]

If your boss disapproves of pooping at work, you have the wrong job.

 

[Cyclman]

Our work division head is a bit cheap. Won't put an adequately powerful fan in the bathrooms, so tat times hey can stink up the hallway.

But, that bathroom is a single hole, compared to the much nastier bathroom downstairs that has adequate ventilation, which we are encouraged to use for #2.

So, pooping at work seems like a protest to management for not caring for our needs. My little mark on the world.

I knew of someone who wouldn't poop except in his home, problem was he travelled 4-5 days at a time. To say it nicely, he was a rather grumpy person. I think there's a correlation.

 

[Kampenken]

Work on construction sites and see how quickly you'll regulate your system to evacuate in the comfort of your own restroom....

Pfffttt... you kids. Back when I worked in construction (80's), a spackle bucket with a plastic garbage bag inside made one fine throne! Just dispose of properly please....

 

[schematix]

I love this thread. This is the conversation I try to have with my wife every day while i'm taking a **** at work, and she doesn't want to hear about it.

+1 vote for sticky!

 

[Pancitboy]

I drive around for work meeting people at their residence. It would be odd for me to do a number 2 at a complete stranger's home. I have done #1. I usually rely on public bathrooms, preferably Starbucks.

 

[Dan65]

When I was doing concrete work my old foreman had to find a waist high patch of tall grass to do his business. He just squatted down and you could see his chest up. It was in a newer subdivision that had backyards that connected. We all had a pretty good laugh.

 

[Elkobrewer]

Shoot just bite your lip grab ahold of something and give it hell. :rockin:

 

[Brew_Dude41]

We have the same cutting board.

My favorite cutting board. The wife laughs because i don't use any other, and now our daughter always grabs it too.

 

[Brew_Dude41]

I drive around for work meeting people at their residence. It would be odd for me to do a number 2 at a complete stranger's home. I have done #1. I usually rely on public bathrooms, preferably Starbucks.

I was a mover for years and spent all of my work day in someone else's home as well. Golden rule was no #2's in the shipper's house--that was what going out to lunch was for if needed.
We had a guy clog up the plumbing one time and we ended up paying a claim on on getting a plumber out to fix and didn't get a tip.

 

[Roland_deschain]

 

[Homercidal]

Time to go use the restroom. Where's that homebrew magazine?

 

[Brewenstein]

All the time. Its my HBT time where I catch up with all you guys! Great mental image I know but I'm sure many a HBT post is made on the crapper.

Word! That's where and what I'm doing now!

 

[SharonaZamboni]

We have the same cutting board.

We have the same flooring.

 

[hanuswalrus]

I used to be a driver for a wine distributor. In the suburbs, Speedway gas stations were always a good bet.. All of them have bathrooms. Downstate, your best bet is Casey's. Now that I'm working in an office, 930am is my special time, every day.

 

[iijakii]

 

[tim_c7]

I hate pooping for free.

 

[iijakii]

4:23.. was gonna bounce early but I think I'll poop on the clock first before I leave.

 

[wallybangbang]

Who you ask! This guy. Right now!

 

[hunter_le five]

Who you ask! This guy. Right now!

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[wallybangbang]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Might get me a suspension from the mods. I can assure you it happened. I agree with your principal of posting pictures but you will just have to trust me on this one.

 

[petey_c]

Might get me a suspension from the mods. I can assure you it happened. I agree with your principal of posting pictures but you will just have to trust me on this one.

I second that. There are plenty of other websites for that sorta thing...

 

[m_c_zero]

 

[hunter_le five]

Might get me a suspension from the mods. I can assure you it happened. I agree with your principal of posting pictures but you will just have to trust me on this one.

Coward

 

[kombat]

Pants waist at the knees? Really? What, do your legs get cold?

Ankles here. Someone should start a poll.

 

[Sailingeric]

Pfffttt... you kids. Back when I worked in construction (80's), a spackle bucket with a plastic garbage bag inside made one fine throne! Just dispose of properly please....

That is right up there with using a head on a boat. Nothing more fun than trying to go while heeling 20 or 30 degrees and gong up and down over 7 to 10 foot seas.

 

[Kampenken]

That is right up there with using a head on a boat. Nothing more fun than trying to go while heeling 20 or 30 degrees and gong up and down over 7 to 10 foot seas.

Look, the van was STOPPED when you used the plastic throne!!

 

[Sailingeric]

It is not that uncommon once we get to land that the first thing the crew does is head to a real toilet for some quality BM time.