Who poops at work?

[schematix]

I try to exclusively poop at work on weekdays, for many of the reasons stated previously.

-Paid Time Off
-Free 'cleaning' supplies
-Single powerful flushes (bonus if it can't handle it)
-Not responsible for cleaning up remnants

 

[ejf063]

I Yep, spent 1/3 of my showering, pooping, workouts and laundry getting paid for it all. It's called time management.

Firemen

 

[iijakii]

I even have a pack of wetwipes in my desk. Can't poop without 'em.

 

[max384]

I much prefer pooping at home... But if the urge strikes me, then I poop at work. Seeing as how I've been averaging 70-80 hours a week lately, that ends up happening quite often while at work. I'm salaried, so unfortunately I'm not actually getting paid to poop on the job...

 

[Moose_MI]

1 vote for Sticky....

 

[ArkotRamathorn]

I don't drop deuce at work anymore. I really really don't like pooping when someone else is in the room with me. and we have way too many bathroom talkers. I don't even want to take a leak there.

Why is talking in the men's bathroom acceptable behavior? Not only is it echoing and I can't hear what people are saying, but if I'm peeing at the urinal I literally have my penis in hand and talking to a man at the same time is unsettling.

I poop at work all the time. I'm a man now I'm 40 I will poop whenever I damn well please, not a 4 year old asking permission to go drop a deuce in school.

 

[bruteforce]

Work poops for the win. 4 days a week on average. I try to avoid Mondays because the weekend binge crowd is there spraying their regrets all over the back of the toilet.

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

All the time

When I worked retail I used to take poops to get away from the floor.

 

[JMathie77]

I love getting paid to Poop!

 

[Kampenken]

I clogged a toilet at work last Friday. It wasn't my department though so whatever, fvckers can deal with it.

I've heard of those clogging toilets, but outside of putting a crap load of paper in the bowl, how the F does that happen?? Seriously that would have to be one massive crap!

And anything much beyond a minute on the throne and I call that constipation. My morning constitution (at home, after coffee, before shower) is quick. Maybe 10-15 sec and I'm outta there! And NO clog!

 

[schematix]

I've heard of those clogging toilets, but outside of putting a crap load of paper in the bowl, how the F does that happen?? Seriously that would have to be one massive crap!

Simple: Chipotle.

 

[agrazela]

I am paid mostly to think. No phone or email in the crapper. It's my most productive time.

 

[wallybangbang]

All the time. Its my HBT time where I catch up with all you guys! Great mental image I know but I'm sure many a HBT post is made on the crapper.

 

[Natdavis777]

Unless I am in IR (Intervential Radiology) I poop on the clock. Otherwise, I have to hold it .... Either way, its not on the lunch clock.

 

[iijakii]

I've heard of those clogging toilets, but outside of putting a crap load of paper in the bowl, how the F does that happen?? Seriously that would have to be one massive crap!

Honestly it was totally that toilet just sucks. It clogged from just my courtesy flush, lol. First toilet I've clogged in maybe 10 years? I dont even own a plunger.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Why is talking in the men's bathroom acceptable behavior? Not only is it echoing and I can't hear what people are saying, but if I'm peeing at the urinal I literally have my penis in hand and talking to a man at the same time is unsettling.

I poop at work all the time. I'm a man now I'm 40 I will poop whenever I damn well please, not a 4 year old asking permission to go drop a deuce in school.

it's not a matter of asking permission, it's a matter of comfort. I'm not comfortable crapping around other people.

 

[NoIguanaForZ]

1 vote for Sticky....

One would hope not.

 

[Zuljin]

I even have a pack of wetwipes in my desk. Can't poop without 'em.

Yes, you can. You did it most of your life. Stop clogging up the whole sewer system with your fancy ass rags.

 

[petey_c]

I prefer not to poop on the job, but like Billy-Klubb I prefer solitude. I work in a facility where there are a lot of people on day shift (less so on weekends, when all the admin types are off). I'll usually go into the bathroom and if it's unoccupied, I'll drop some ordnance. Most times it's GP bombs, sometimes it's thermobaric.
"It is among the most horrific weapons in any army's collection: the thermobaric bomb, a fearsome explosive that sets fire to the air above its target, then sucks the oxygen out of anyone unfortunate enough to have lived through the initial blast." ~ Noah Shachtman

 

[kombat]

Yes, you can. You did it most of your life. Stop clogging up the whole sewer system with your fancy ass rags.

Don't believe the label 'flushable': disposable wipes clog sewers around the world

Disposable wipes – essentially baby wipes designed for adults – have become the scourge of residential and municipal sewer systems around the world.

Nonwoven cloths have been getting stuck in pipes and sewer machinery, creating massive, expensive clogs in New York, Washington DC, San Francisco, Toronto, Sydney, London and many other places for years, sparking lawsuits from cities and consumers.

 

[hunter_le five]

The crapper at work is known as my "second office".

Any time someone calls and I'm in the bathroom, it's "oh, he's in his other office, he'll probably be a while, but I'll have him call you back."

I think I might just get a phone and another computer installed in there. I'd be so productive.

 

[hunter_le five]

Then we got another guy that refuses to poop at work. He will literally drive home in the middle of work to take a dump. Weirdo.

 

[hunter_le five]

And of course I'm pooping at this very moment. Right before I was about to walk out the door and head to work.

What a waste. Tragic, even.

 

[hunter_le five]

Damn! Who used all the TP in here and didn't replace the roll?!?!?

 

[pshankstar]

I guess this is one of the perks working from home... When I travel for work, I try to avoid the airport for most of them are just nasty. Before I leave for the airport I make sure there won't be the need to take a crap while I'm there.

 

[fatherdan]

Work on construction sites and see how quickly you'll regulate your system to evacuate in the comfort of your own restroom....

 

[ArkotRamathorn]

it's not a matter of asking permission, it's a matter of comfort. I'm not comfortable crapping around other people.

Sorry, I didn't intend the second part to be in response to your dislike for pooping in public. It was more meant as a general response to the question of pooping at work or not and the economics of having a lot of employees pooping. (I think not pooping in a public bathroom is a perfectly valid position to have, I could never achieve that, I have an iron culvert for a digestive tract, nothing stops it and when it tells me its time to poop theres nothing to stop it)

 

[BGBC]

Shouldn't that be in the opposite order?

In a perfect world, but we all know it's not..

I guess this is one of the perks working from home... When I travel for work, I try to avoid the airport for most of them are just nasty. Before I leave for the airport I make sure there won't be the need to take a crap while I'm there.

Agreed, airport bathrooms are the worst. Monday early morning flights, you can smell the poop before you even enter the bathroom.

 

[pshankstar]

Agreed, airport bathrooms are the worst. Monday early morning flights, you can smell the poop before you even enter the bathroom.

This is so true! I catch flights that leave as early as 5:30am and there are times the bathrooms look and smell like they were never cleaned from the day before.

 

[iijakii]

Yes, you can. You did it most of your life. Stop clogging up the whole sewer system with your fancy ass rags.

Just doin' my part to sell some chopper pumps.