White Castles... DO NOT EAT!

[dontman]

Oh...My...God....

There's such thing as a slider station????


MINE! MINE! MINE!

NO NO NO Don't misunderstand this product! It makes small hamburgers. NOT WC burgers. Oops, nevermind. I guess the term "slider" refers to any small burger in today's nomenclature.

Unless you have access to some serious low-grade beef and enormous quantities of msg the Billy Mays burgers burgers will be nothing like WC though. Plus I am still convinced that there is some addicting drug in those burgers.

For the first few years of my marriage, my wife would get a craving for WC and we would drive 30 minutes to pick up a dozen. She would eat them and after a couple would say, "oh, these are terrible! What was I thinking? Never again."

Then, like clockwork, about three months later, she would get that craving again and off we would go to start the process again. Isn't one definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results?

 

[david_42]

Glutamate is the most common neurotransmitter in the brain. Ever wonder why your tongue has receptors that ONLY respond to MSG?

 

[Decojuicer]

About 6 years ago, my wife and I were at a retirement party for my BIL. They had a keg of Bud Light(this was shortly before I got into craft beer), and at about 2am, somebody decided that it would be a good idea to go get a bunch of crave cases. Fifteen of us demolished 3 cave cases in under 10 minutes and threw all the boxes into the fire for the prettiest flame that you ever saw.

Fast forward about 3 hours to when SWMBO and I were sleeping. I get woken up with a punch to the ribs and the following, "You a$$, you just s*** the bed!!" Well, my nose started working right then, and I thought, "Damn, maybe I did!!" I got up and checked, and fortunately, it was just the most rancid fart ever.

The next morning my wife warned me that if I ever mix White Castle and keg beer again, she will divorce me. I think that she meant it.

 

[mmb]

Thanks. That made my day. I'm still laughing.

 

[Bopper]

About 6 years ago, my wife and I were at a retirement party for my BIL. They had a keg of Bud Light(this was shortly before I got into craft beer), and at about 2am, somebody decided that it would be a good idea to go get a bunch of crave cases. Fifteen of us demolished 3 cave cases in under 10 minutes and threw all the boxes into the fire for the prettiest flame that you ever saw.

Fast forward about 3 hours to when SWMBO and I were sleeping. I get woken up with a punch to the ribs and the following, "You a$$, you just s*** the bed!!" Well, my nose started working right then, and I thought, "Damn, maybe I did!!" I got up and checked, and fortunately, it was just the most rancid fart ever.

The next morning my wife warned me that if I ever mix White Castle and keg beer again, she will divorce me. I think that she meant it.

Wow, I just had a good solid belly laugh. The kind that you try to keep down because it draws attention at work and you don't want people to ask what is so funny!

 

[WheeledGoat]

Then, like clockwork, about three months later, she would get that craving again and off we would go to start the process again. Isn't one definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results?

Exactly!! I'm just as guilty, though - there's SOMETHING in those damn burgers. I didn't grow up with White Castle - only moved to Chicago here like 3 years ago and tried them for the first time then... and thought "ugh! this is what the hubub is all about?"

Sure enough, about every 6-9 months I find myself pulling into a WC and ordering up a few sliders, and shortly after thinking "Why the hell do I order these? They're disgusting!"

WTF?!?

I even hit 'em up one night when I was drunk... thinking that's the key. Nope. They're gross even when you're lit.

Maybe it has something to do with your mind thinking "They can't be as bad as I remember"... yet they are. Every time.

 

[Aleforge]

Exactly!! I'm just as guilty, though - there's SOMETHING in those damn burgers. I didn't grow up with White Castle - only moved to Chicago here like 3 years ago and tried them for the first time then... and thought "ugh! this is what the hubub is all about?"

Sure enough, about every 6-9 months I find myself pulling into a WC and ordering up a few sliders, and shortly after thinking "Why the hell do I order these? They're disgusting!"

WTF?!?

I even hit 'em up one night when I was drunk... thinking that's the key. Nope. They're gross even when you're lit.

Maybe it has something to do with your mind thinking "They can't be as bad as I remember"... yet they are. Every time.

I think that is my reasoning for torture, I always forget the aftermath.

 

[Domminigan]

I live in Wichita, KS: Birthplace of WC.
I have never been to a WC because we don't have any of them here. I'm gathering that it's a good thing.

 

[Aleforge]

So here I sit, once again...

5 White castles with cheese + Bacon and a chicken ring... oh hell...

 

[arturo7]

So here I sit, once again...

5 White castles with cheese + Bacon and a chicken ring... oh hell...

You can get a bellybomber with bacon? WTF is a chicken ring?

Don't tell me the Porcelain Palace has upgraded their menu after all these years...

 

[Aleforge]

Actually ya, you can get Jalapeno cheese or bacon, and for awhile they even had garlic cheese.

Also cheese sticks and chicken rings... they are umm, chicken tenders in the shape of a ring. They also use to come in a variety, BBQ, RANCH and Buffalo.

Those are actually ok on my stomach, same with the chicken sandwiches.