What's THE worst movie you've ever seen?

[Chairman Cheyco]

Hands down for me is Airborn with Steve Guttenburgh. They stuck a magnet to a DC-3 then when they got inside, the cockpit was all digital. The Stonecutters should make someone else a star!

 

[Sasquatch]

The worst movie I ever saw was Cheyco's home-made epic about naked sunbathing. Really a revolting production. Even his dog looked embarrassed to be in it.

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

I hope the cops give me that tape back. The premier of Airwolf was on it.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Aside from MST3K movies, I'd have to say any Kevin Costner movie ever made. Why does anyone let him make movies? Dancing Barefoot

You're kidding, right? I think Costner makes excellent movies, esp For Love of the Game & Bull Durham

Here's bad: BeWitched. SWMBO brought that one home the other day. What a wasted night.

Honorable Mention: anything with Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey.

 

[Brewers United]

The absolute worst movie of all time ever made would be Spy Kids. That was an insult to my rear end that i had to sit there for 10 minutesa to watch it

 

[dancingbarefoot]

Aside from MST3K movies, I'd have to say any Kevin Costner movie ever made. Why does anyone let him make movies? Dancing Barefoot

You're kidding, right? I think Costner makes excellent movies, esp For Love of the Game & Bull Durham

No, not kidding at all. I haven't seen Bull Durham, but every other KC movie that I've had to sit through made me want to bash my own head in to end the suffering.

 

[sudsmonkey]

I personally despise all of the Karate Kid movies, and anything with Corey Feldman or Corey Haim. Anything on Lifetime sucks, as far as TV is concerned. All those movies have names like " Cruel Betrayal" and have some poor woman who is in danger of being killed by her philandering husband and his hot, younger gilfriend. Makes all men look like wife- killing pigs, when in truth, were just regular pigs.

 

[Dude]

Honorable Mention: anything with Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey.

Are you kidding? You didn't like Happy Gilmore?

 

[todd_k]

First of all, I can't believe someone mentioned Remo Williams and I also can't believe you thought it was one of the worst movies of all time!

Here are a few of my least favorite movies; Cobb ( I love baseball and I thought this movie was a steaming pile of poop. Congo sucked big time. My wife made me see How to Lose a Guy in 10 days AND A History of Violence. Both were awful.

 

[dancingbarefoot]

Anything on Lifetime sucks, as far as TV is concerned.

Amen! Whoever's responsible for that channel - and any like it, like, say, Oxygen - should be taken out in a field and shot.

 

[Dude]

The worst movie I ever saw was Cheyco's home-made epic about naked sunbathing. Really a revolting production. Even his dog looked embarrassed to be in it.

I hope the cops give me that tape back. The premier of Airwolf was on it.

This sequence had me laughing so hard everyone in my office is now looking at me funny.

:rockin:

 

[Janx]

The Stonecutters should make someone else a star!

Now that's a nice obscure reference! Good one!

Fun thread, y'all. IMHO Kevin Costner is bloody awful.

Most disappointing movie ever might have been Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones.

"Around the survivors a perimeter create..." <--bad, excessive yoda-speak.

And the damn love scenes! Horrible dialog.

Still, it's a Star Wars movie and I have definitely seen worse.

I saw the first 10 minutes of a movie called 100 girls one time that was absolutely horrible. I'll sit through some crappy movies, but not that one.

And I like Chocolat. Well done flick.

 

[Brewpastor]

ISHTAR

or maybe

PAT the Movie

 

[Walker]

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension


Any movie that stars an adventurer/surgeon/rockstar has GOT to suck a*s.

-walker

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

Now that's a nice obscure reference! Good one!

I was wondering who would get that one. Remote high-five!

 

[Hippie]

I have to say I really enjoy some of the movies that got blasted here...

Ford Fairlane... saw it in the theatre and owned it on DVD, might have to get another copy

Remo Williams... funny B movie, never took itself serious

Bakaroo Banzia... What a riot!! pure comicbook fantasy. Just thinking about it has me LMOA.

Now some bad.

Kevin Costner... Yeah lots of tripe, but Fandango is pretty damn funny.

Pearl Harbor... It fell into the classic WW2 movie pitfall of the love story filler. Nothing ruins a war movie faster. and for what it is worth it was Kate Beckinsale that was the love interest ( plus Jennifer Garner, Jaime King), Liv & Ben (and his new caps) were in Armeggedom which should have made this list and I'll add now.


I can't think of any real clunkers right now even though I seen some doozies but here's one

Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon. -- Saw this in the theatre on a date. We both hated it and almost walked out. I expected it to be a serious movie now I think it is a laugh riot and enjoy it alot.

Speaking of which... Gymkata... now that was a steamy pile

I'll think on this & post again

 

[SwAMi75]

and for what it is worth it was Kate Beckinsale that was the love interest ( plus Jennifer Garner, Jaime King), Liv & Ben (and his new caps) were in Armeggedom which should have made this list and I'll add now.

Damn, you're right!

 

[Beermaker]

I absolutely hate anything race or gender specific.

 

[The Happy Mug]

I second Beermaker's response!

 

[Walker]

Bakaroo Banzia... What a riot!! pure comicbook fantasy. Just thinking about it has me LMOA.

That's how I remembered the movie for a long time. Then, I decided to watch it again (this was about a year ago) and I could barely get through it.

-walker

 

[BootYtRappeR]

Hello all! Looks like everyone's been doing great here

i've been lurking and a little busy, plan on brewing a new batch here soon!

I'll have to give my vote for

escanaba in da moonlight

Classically stoopid!!!

 

[SteveM]

Phthp...I am defying orthosoxy here and condemning all those "chick flocks!" They might have critical rave but they put me right to sleep...and what better defines a bad movie?

Driving Miss Daisy...Fried Green Tomatoes...Steel Magnolias...The Second Wives Club...ad infinitum.

My wife and daughters now will either not watch them or excuse me from their company when they come on because the sounds of my blissful repose (not snoring, oh, no, not that) disturb their enjoyment of these "fine films."

 

[Mr_Turtlehead]

Driving Miss Daisy reminds me of the SNL skit with "Toonces, the driving cat.

 

[Baron von BeeGee]

My wife and daughters now will either not watch them or excuse me from their company when they come on because the sounds of my blissful repose (not snoring, oh, no, not that) disturb their enjoyment of these "fine films."

Yeah, my wife creates a 'separation zone' whenever she's watching a Mexican soap opera so she doesn't have to deal with my MST3K style commentary (which is really the only way to watch one of those things).

 

[Janx]

Driving Miss Daisy reminds me of the SNL skit with "Toonces, the driving cat.

If they had made a spinoff movie of Toonces the driving cat, that would have been a pretty bad movie

I haven't thought about that in years...from back in the good ole Church Lady days...

 

[TxBrew]

Terminal with Tom Hanks was an awful movie.

 

[DeRoux's Broux]

Terminal with Tom Hanks was an awful movie.

i liked terminal
and toonces was cool! a cat that can drive. that's quality stuff!

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

In all fairness, Broux, he did crash every time.

 

[Hippie]

The vast majority of SNL spinoff movies blow.

The Blues brothers is the most notable exception:rockin: . I've owned that on VHS, Laserdisc and DVD(extended directors cut) plus the soundtrack on vinyl

 

[cgravier]

The vast majority of SNL spinoff movies blow.

i somewhat agree, but i thought 'ladies man' was good and 'superstar' was decent...