What will happen to my beer when i die?

[AUEnder]

I should consider adding a stipulation to my will that nobody gets anything unless they kill all the kegs before the funeral ends.

Put the keg on top of my coffin. What a party.

I was thinking about this because a few weeks ago I thought I had colon cancer or some othe serious malady. Thanks to the help of this forum and some more research I found out that my increased consumption of homebrew is the cause of some digestive "difficulty". Further research led me to the cause of what I thought was a bleeding colon - pepto bismal that I was taking for the, ahem, "difficulties". I'm now getting much more acclimated to the living food I've been drinking so much more of the last few months. Home brewing has gone from a hobby to a lifestyle. I love it.

 

[pm5k00]

The physical beer isn't a big issue, just make sure to post all your good recipes on HBT before you kick the bucket so that you and your beer can live in infamy.

 

[beeber]

Two scotsman were having a discussion. One said, "when I die lad, sprinkle a bottle of scotch over my grave". The other replied, "do you mind if it passes through me kidneys first?"

 

[Fritobandito]

I believe they cask-it.

Hey!

Ba dum tsh!

 

[newbrewerkaf]

I'm pretty sure it leaks out.
Oh wait, you mean the beer that you haven't drank... never mind.

Best answer ! Another option Drink enough that whenever you die most of it is inside you at any given.time.

 

[hunter_le five]

Nice necropost.


I don't intend for there to be any beer left when I go.

This may very well be the reason for my demise.

 

[beernbourbon]

Then it will all go for sale on Craigslist

.....and where's the link for that one?

Oh, sorry.

 

[Inkleg]

My wife works for an Medical Examiner. She says at least you'll have an empty bladder after the autopsy.