what wierd s*#t have you see on craigslist?

[killian]

http://rochester.craigslist.org/clt/1572319162.html

 

[OMJ]

I am curious what you were searching for that you actually found that

 

[couplebeers]

I saw a submarine for sale once. It was used and about the size of small car. I think they were asking $25K. Weird.

 

[IrregularPulse]

My mom found a Chinese girl for sale once. By the time she went to show me. The picture was blanked out.

 

[MBasile]

My mom found a Chinese girl for sale once. By the time she went to show me. The picture was blanked out.

Sounds like you need to teach your mom how to do screen shots. We have a rule on the Subaru forum that you are not allowed to post about a craigslist ad without doing a screen shot of it so that we can see it even after it is taken down.

The weirdest thing I've seen was quite a few references to how many bodies chest freezers can hold.

 

[Bedlam]

They made a mistake. The cat portraying Jesus is the wrong color. We all know Ceiling Cat is white. That fact easily knocks the asking price down a few bucks.

 

[BeerRunner]

Austin, TX barter section. Massage therapist wants to trade massage for facial. Sounds like a win/win to me.

 

[annasdadhockey]

From the Best of Craigslist last year...

What the **** people! I need a mother****in job, and I have a resume that says I am ****ing fit to be your goddamn front desk/administrative assistant. I have applied to a ton of jobs on here, and not one of them responded, WHAT THE ****?!

Cover Letter? Here's my ****ing cover letter!
Now, I'm really low on money, and I'll suck a dick if I have to...that's right!
Got a bear in your backyard that keeps eating your garbage? I'll fight that mother****er and I'll win! Can any other prospective employee say that?! **** NO! What'd you say? You lost your keys? **** IT! I'll shoot the goddamn lock off your door with my laser eyes! That's how bad I need a mother****in job! Your brother is gay and you're not cool with that? I'll de-gay him with reverse buttsex. Don't believe me?! Then hire me and I'll ****ing show you!

OBJECTIVE
I need a mother****in job.

**** I HAVE DONE
-I invented the moon.
-Atlantis was around til 1988, but sunk when I shot out of my mom's vagina like a silver bullet into a wolverine.
-I am also a wolverine.
-Had sex with the Spice Girls.
-The blowjob machine was originally my idea until that bastard Clint Eastwood stole it.
-I have prophetic visions of the apocolypse.
-Watched the movie "Juwanna Mann" at least 18 times. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247444/
-Created a new genre of dance in which people get so into it that radiation waves pulsate off of them, I like to call this the microrave.
-I reverse engineered a door, I now know how it works.
-When I was 8, a frisbee flew into my backyard and I blew it up with my mind.
-My brother is the Eiffel Tower
-Direct descendant of Beowulf
-Can make weapons out of anything, very useful in a hostile work environment
-Beat my pornography addiction when I was 19
-Proficient in Microsoft Office and Photoshop

RELEVANT WORK EXPERIENCE
GlomGlom Corporation of Evil Doing
POSITION: Front Desk/Administrative Assistant
DUTIES: Setting up sex scandals in which to blackmail wealthy politicians, forwarding email, burning down the houses of the poor, loan sharking, answering phones, greeting clients in a manner that would frighten most people

GreenHate Enterprises
POSITION: Once Again, I was a ****ing Front Desk/Administrative Assistant
DUTIES: Organizing the dumping of bio-waste into the ocean, peeing in lakes, digging holes to fill with garbage, making garbage out of perfectly good and useful items, filling said wholes with said garbage, creating fake facts about Greenpeace and publishing them on the internet(I am internet savvy), good at filing...documents of hate.

REFERENCES
Glomgor Evil
GlomGlom Corporation of Evil Doings
[email protected]

Sloblor the Muck Monster
GreenHate Enterprises
[email protected]


So, now that you know the real me, are you gonna hire me or not? I would like to remind you that I can make weapons out of anything.

Sincerely,

Steve Madonna
[email protected]


remember.....anything.

 

[killian]

I am curious what you were searching for that you actually found that

I was looking for homes for sale. Ha!

 

[psychedelic_brew]

not weird, unless crazy good qualifies... but i just missed this gem by 1 day...

http://springfield.craigslist.org/for/1546360339.html

I'm still kicking myself.

 

[killian]

http://rochester.craigslist.org/bar/2019961899.html

RUM!

 

[DrinksWellWithOthers]

The PSA testimonial for not shaving the hair in your as$ crack

 

[killian]

Lol...........

 

[EoinMag]

http://rochester.craigslist.org/bar/2019961899.html

RUM!

The Zul'jin of Craigslist....we're not worthy.

 

[TxBrew]

I'm old,gray,slow,and to dam drunk to do anything.

 

[bad coffee]

my favorite was a 'genuine' vampire killing kit. Made in New Jersey.

B

 

[beninan]

Not on craigslist, but someone on ebay sold an autographed air guitar and had pictures of different people playing it

 

[scrambledegg81]

I'm old,gray,slow,and to dam drunk to do anything.

Yoink. :rockin:

 

[ChshreCat]

I'm old,gray,slow,and to dam drunk to do anything.

We know that, but what was your favorite line in the ad?

 

[JetSmooth]

I can't find the ad any more. But I saw an ad for a fully operational whisky still whilst looking for kegs. Photos and all. It was blatant.

 

[Finster]

6.5 hp beer keg??

http://iowacity.craigslist.org/mcy/2009127322.html

 

[TxBrew]

Yoink. :rockin:

Awesome.

We know that, but what was your favorite line in the ad?

All the stuff about the rum. I love rum too.

 

[maxamuus]

LMAO

Notice the kegerator on the right in the first few seconds. This is what happens when druck on CL.

 

[knotquiteawake]

Just don't drive it faster than 88MPH...

 

[kgfitz]

where is the flux Capacitor??

 

[killian]

WTF is that

 

[TxBrew]

That's the future of cars.