What present to give Imaginary Cat on Valentine's Day

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What do you give the imaginary cat who has it all????

  • Shaved Buttocks and a smack.

  • Reconstituted Butter Beans.

  • Very large rocks, preferably blessed by a pope.

  • Dogs.

  • More Dogs.

  • A pair of leather chaps.

  • Monkey balls.

  • Four Extremely Rude Badgers.

  • A pair of wet socks and some hand creme.

  • Nothing.


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Valentine's
Imaginary cat
probably a little imaginary action

gotta be the hand cream.




happy v day to you and your cat.
 
Just give your imaginary ***** some good lovin'. And milk, an imaginary bowl of milk. ;)
 
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