Ryanh1801
Well-Known Member
Be there tomorrow Pete. 
The downside, Pete, is that everything in OZ is deadly poisonous. Everything. Even the women. Some of the sheep aren't though, so you have that going for you.
Belgium, Switzerland
I really like the Baleric Islands, but Crete and the southern coast of Turkey are higher on my list...Got to be a warm climate for me. Mediterranean. Oh, a country? Probably any coastal one that also don't support blowing things up, has a dicatator etc. Guess Cyprus since my wife is from there and they got them there topless beaches. Relaxed lifestyle too. But all the relatives would have to go since they're a pain in the arse. Guess I could take over the uncles hotel. I'd have to make my own beer since Keo is well; Keo!
Also, The Mediterranean sea isn't shark infested like the Caribbean.
I am surprised so many people like Belgium. Aside from great beer, it's like the Arkansas of western Europe...
You could move to Texas. It's great out here. We have mountains, desert, great beers, hot weather, cold weather or mostly warm weather, loads of sunshine, no income tax, and everything is bigger here.![]()
I really like the Baleric Islands, but Crete and the southern coast of Turkey are higher on my list...
EdWort View Post
You could move to Texas. It's great out here. We have mountains, desert, great beers, hot weather, cold weather or mostly warm weather, loads of sunshine, no income tax, and everything is bigger here
Guess Cyprus since my wife is from there and they got them there topless beaches. Relaxed lifestyle too.
Germany, specifically Berchtesgaden. Spent the best weeks of my life there. Garmish is a close second.
Yeah.. you nailed it there mate.. and they LOVE an accent. My wife is a hottie.. BIG TIME!
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