What freaks you out....

[fishslayer]

15 plus years and still freaked out by lag time. I also am freaked out my an iodine test half way into mash times.

Anyone else?

 

[adiochiro3]

Spiders and the talking babies on the e trade ads.

 

[MattyIce]

I usually get a rush when cleaning up starter wort boilovers on the stove before SWMBO notices.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

not that I can think of.

 

[FatDragon]

Nasty hydro samples at the 1-2 week mark freak me out. Nasty bottles 1-2 weeks after bottling even more so. I know it's green, but I still freak out if it tastes bad before it's got a little age on it.

 

[Teromous]

Connecting a newly filled keg to CO2. I had a keg leak all of the CO2 from my tank one time and ever since then I check the pressure every few hours just to make sure...

 

[Psylocide]

My worst fear is having an entire bowl of chili spilled on my shirt/lap.

 

[ImNoExpert]

My grain mill has been acting wonky the past two brews. That freaks me out and grinds my gears.

 

[brick_haus]

Clowns!!!

 

[browder]

When SWMBO stays home from work--

 

[TheCADJockey]

 

[cannman]

Sometimes SWMBO stops by on her lunch break. I instantly freak out for just a second... even though nothing is wrong, out of place... I just can't help at saying "hi honey, what are you doing home?" sounding all guilty... lol

 

[browder]

Sometimes SWMBO stops by on her lunch break. I instantly freak out for just a second... even though nothing is wrong, out of place... I just can't help at saying "hi honey, what are you doing home?" sounding all guilty... lol

I hear ya--I freak when I gotta explain why the neighbor girl is in the garage drinkin beer & sittin in the she beast's spot

 

[Homercidal]

Sometimes SWMBO stops by on her lunch break. I instantly freak out for just a second... even though nothing is wrong, out of place... I just can't help at saying "hi honey, what are you doing home?" sounding all guilty... lol

Practice your browser closing hot-key maneuver.

And wear a long shirt to hide the evidence...

 

[BierGut]

I hear ya--I freak when I gotta explain why the neighbor girl is in the garage drinkin beer & sittin in the she beast's spot

wait a minute, what!?!

 

[ImNoExpert]

I like where this thread is going...

 

[atoughram]

Clowns!!!

Definitely clowns...

 

[BreezyBrew]

Swimming next to an aircraft carrier or other very large sea vessel.

 

[brick_haus]

I freak out when I get home from work, the wife is passed out, naked, face down on the back lawn and the keg is kicked! I usually just resort to playing corn hole, it calms me down :cross:

 

[bbohanon]

When the wife asks when the next time I need a "free day" to brew on the weekends because she has other tasks for me to do that are far more important than my brew day (or my beer in general for that matter). That grinds my gears.

I also wish the neighborhood girl would come and sit in the she beast spot and drink/brew with me. That would ungrind my gears.

 

[beernbourbon]

I freak out when I get home from work, the wife is passed out, face down on the back lawn and the keg is kicked! I usually just resort to playing corn hole, it calms me down:cross:

Ha! I see what ya did there.....

Nothing freaks me out more than cleaning up after what seems to have been a well executed brew day, looking over and seeing (insert ingredient here) sitting on the counter.......

 

[SnakeRidge]

The thing that freaks me out most on a brew day is the thought that one of my dogs is going to sneak out. We live on a busy road and I'm in and out all day, distracted. Sometimes one of the little so-and-so's will find a new spot to pass out in and I'll be walking through the house with 10 things on my mind and glance around and miss one of them. Several heart attacks later, they'll come out and look at me like I'm crazy.

 

[Cyclman]

Another religion discussion on the debate forum.

 

[dwhite60]

Day after brew day fermentor is bubbling away happily. I check my brew notes and everything happened like clockwork.

What did I miss? Nothing is this perfect.

All the Best,
D. White

 

[fishslayer]

Got a new one....

10 gallon batch split into 2 fermenters. !2 hours later one started, one hasn't....

 

[Schol-R-LEA]

The fact that every time I see a thread with 'HERMS' in the title, I immediately think of furry art rather than brewing equipment.

TMI? Probably...

 

[shutupjojo]

Mormons on bikes and earwigs.

 

[treacheroustexan]

Eggplant.

 

[treacheroustexan]

*Deleted, accidental double post* Please delete if possible.

 

[PlexVector]

Non-Freaks...


Edit: And so not to be reported as off topic I have to include the word homebrew in the text somewhere--check.