friscobrewer
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I am the R&D chef for the largest chain of casual dining mexican restaurants in America.
I'm a retired firefighter/paramedic. I retired due to an injury, so kid's, I'm not as much of an old fart as you might think. I currently drive a tow truck part time.
As for my hobbies, brewing, gardening, and my dogs are it. Even being retired, I don't have much time for anything else.
Wow! Another pornstar!
Grain inspector for the Canadian Gov't and on the Canadian Malt Barley Research and Technical Centre tasting panel. I get paid to drink beer every Friday.:rockin:
Licensed Penetration Tester
Ok, Here's one for you... I retired when I was 36 yrs old :rockin:
It's nice isn't it
*glare*
(this is me hating you)
*GLAAAAAAARE*
J/K :rockin: Nice job!
HVAC Engineer.
Oh good. How do I set my thermostat? I've lost the instructions.
I steal thermostat instructions to sell on the black market.
Actually, I'm an archaeologist. The sooner you guys die the sooner I can study you
I don't need to die. I'll post pics of my bone later.
Hmm, isn't there an identical active thread? B'why? Anyhow, here's my cv in case anyone has a specific need:
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
Just kidding. I am a stamp collector.
At least he didn't offer to bury his bone for you.
I fly a Falcon 2000 for a private flight department.
Oh good. How do I set my thermostat? I've lost the instructions.
I have been an automotive mechanic since 1991, master mechanic status with BMW Subaru, Mitsubishi, and Kia, I currently work for Kia, and I have a small business building performance motors for imports, 500whp STis, 700whp Evos, R33 and R34 Skyline motors, etc.
LGI, please noooo!
No, you pretty much are an old fart.
PTN
I've read through both the threads on this subject, and amazingly I didn't see anyone else even close to being in my industry. I'm an accountant for a large multinational firm that manufactures big yellow earthmoving and mining equipment among other things.
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