Coffee while wondering why I bother. Typical scenario around here:
1. Random person says to me "hey, I have a potential problem, do you know how to avoid it?"
2. Me: Yes, you need to do X, Y and Z and you will have no issues.
3. Random Person [weeks later]: Well, remember when you told me to do X, Y and Z and I won't have any problems?
4. Me: Yes...
5. Random Person: well, I really didn't want to do Y, so I just did X and Z. Things did not work out well and I have a huge problem now that is an emergency. Can you fix it?
6. Me: [looks for a sharp object to either kill Random Person or open my own wrist...]