My brother and I had a pair of Australian blue heelers. We would take them to a local school playground to play Frisbee, which they loved. When the dogs would get hot and tired, we'd flip a frisbee over and fill it up with beer, and they'd crush it (they were Aussies, after all). One time, went back to my brothers apartment after (2nd floor), and gave both dogs another beer each. My dog (Jack Daniels) had to pee, so I let him out. He started down the stairs, but immediately lost his balance, and basically tobogganed down the stairs. At the bottom, he walked over to some bushes, lifted his leg, and started. Unfortunately, he still had some balance problems, and rolled over on his back, and pissed all over himself.
I told him he was cut off!