just bottled my first batch so i dont know how it turned out yet but i'm hopeful... heres what i did wrong in the first batch:
-didn't cool the wort properly
-didnt rack from the brew kettle to the carboy, just funneled it in unfiltered
-poured the wart into a "premeasured" carboy full of water
-tried to pour 5.5 gallons of liquid into a 5 gallon carboy (see about with improperly racking and already pouring water into the carboy according to the recipe i used)
-accidently pushed down on the autosiphon without a hose attached and sprayed the cabinets
-dropped my hydrometer in the carboy and let it sit through fermentation
-pitched the yeast very late (took a long time to cool the wort/water mixture)
-splattered the cabinets trying to clean my carboy the first time with that useless brush
when i bottled i noticed the beer had a nice color to it, a little light for a porter however.
i tried a sip of it and knew it wasnt going to be ready but it did seem very watery, could just be my mind and the lack of carbonation playing tricks on me, we shall find out in a couple weeks.
starting my first all grain batch tomorrow, hopefully that goes a little smoother haha
It doesn't sound too bad. You didn't make any fatal mistakes:
-didn't cool the wort properly.
Don't know what you did wrong, if you cooled it without contaminating it, don't worry about how long it took.
-didnt rack from the brew kettle to the carboy, just funneled it in unfiltered
That is a fine way of doing it, you aerated the wort which is good. Maybe try to leave the trub in the kettle but in a porter you aren't going to notice any off flavours caused by this.
-poured the wart into a "premeasured" carboy full of water
-tried to pour 5.5 gallons of liquid into a 5 gallon carboy (see about with improperly racking and already pouring water into the carboy according to the recipe i used)
A little awkward but not a deal breaker. If the carboy filled up before you had emptied the kettle, it will just be a little weaker
-accidently pushed down on the autosiphon without a hose attached and sprayed the cabinets
You will make a mess when brewing and your wife will hate you. This will give you the excuse to perform some deep cleaning and hopefully she likes beer and can appreciate it when its done.
-dropped my hydrometer in the carboy and let it sit through fermentation
If it was sanitized, its a fine way to do it. I know wine makers who do this a part of the poccess- with no krausen, they can just look in and see where they are at without opening it
-pitched the yeast very late (took a long time to cool the wort/water mixture)
very late? as long as it wasn't contaminated it is not a big deal. If it was kept covered and pitched within 24hrs, not a problem.
-splattered the cabinets trying to clean my carboy the first time with that useless brush
Yeah, brushes are next to useless. Get some PBW and let it soak for a few hours and it will be spotless.