Weird house / real estate listings.

[MaxStout]

If you've always dreamed of living in the center court of an '80s shopping mall, do I have the house for you

 

[day_trippr]

Wow

 

[Broken Crow]

Fer shur!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I'm tired so I just scrolled through without paying much attention. Lots of weird but nothing set me off, until the side by side toilets, with absolutely no dividers between them.

Seven bathrooms but there's still a chance I'd have to poop with a friend. No thank you.

Prison style shower room(s) did it for me before I saw the double commodes. Close enough to hold hands .

 

[MaxStout]

Prison style shower room(s) did it for me before I saw the double commodes. Close enough to hold hands .

Could be worse.

 

[Kharnynb]

https://asunnot.oikotie.fi/myytavat-asunnot/jämsä/21386926

would you like to live in a former firehouse, converted into a music hall, then into flats and 2 full garages?
now yours for only 120.000 euros! 2000 sq meters of goodness

 

[Broken Crow]

https://asunnot.oikotie.fi/myytavat-asunnot/jämsä/21386926

would you like to live in a former firehouse, converted into a music hall, then into flats and 2 full garages?
now yours for only 120.000 euros! 2000 sq meters of goodness

That one is actually growing on me (mind you; when I paint a place, I buy my black paint by the barrel)
...just need to have the right car to park out front:

 

[Kent88]

https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...more_IL_60178_M71847-05822?from=srp-list-card

 

[day_trippr]

I got nothin'

 

[Kharnynb]

that's sort of nice, not my style, but mostly well done reno

 

[bailey mountain brewer]

Other then that one dark room with black walls, ceilings and floor and weird masks but that's all cosmetic, maybe don't wanna know what those walls have seen but nothing bleach can't fix. Maybe a ouija board tucked away in that room somewhere haha.

 

[Broken Crow]

I got almost nuthin too, typical/boring/unimaginative middle-class horror-movie/David Lynch film set except above the garage which is more to my demographic appeal...an aesthetic area not actually lived but fetishized by the vanilla mainstream whose dollars unwittingly subsidized my own demographics clothing and decor stores; https://www.metrotimes.com/detroit/...-wild-side-photos/Slideshow/38755614/38755630
Keith was a one-of-a-kind and his sales are seen all throughout my crowd.
I do like the combined den/laundry room though... my own laundry area is just to the other side of my former studio and I had to schedule laundry around work...the only nice touch.

 

[fluketamer]

that's sort of nice, not my style, but mostly well done reno

u saw the dungeon right?

wtf ?

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...more_IL_60178_M71847-05822?from=srp-list-card

I was scrolling through the pictures wondering what made it a good choice for this thread. Looked like a house, maybe Granny owned it for the last 40 years and she's passed away. Outdated, but you strip some wallpaper and do some cosmetic updates, and you're good to go.

Then I saw that Granny had...

...a darker side to her.

 

[Kharnynb]

u saw the dungeon right?

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wtf ?

ok, missed that...well...everyone has hobbies

 

[day_trippr]

u saw the dungeon right?

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wtf ?

I missed that one

 

[Kent88]

I got nothin'

I think we learned something about day_trippr today

 

[day_trippr]

Right: when confronted with a stream of 50 mundane real estate pictures there's a good chance boredom will have set in before the 45th picture is seen

 

[Kent88]

Yeah, exactly. Did you think I was suggesting something else?

 

[Broken Crow]

^^^^That's what I was getting at!!! MY demographics aesthetic only with inappropriate bondage trappings thrown in! I'm an old freak and it's always been so annoying that the only appealing decor I've ever seen from the mainstream is arbitrarily attached to either halloween or a sexual fetish. That cage and crucifix are just as ugly and horrifying as the rest of the house, but remove them and that's the only appealing room to relax in in the whole listing IMO.

 

[Kent88]

And we've also learned something about broken crow today.

 

[Broken Crow]

And we've also learned something about broken crow today.

...and you didn't get that from all the other posts I've made in this thread? https://www.homebrewtalk.com/search...read]=703871&c[users]=Broken+Crow&o=relevance
Heck... I think the reason it bugs me so much is that years back, just dressed 'my casual' and walking down the street I'd get exectutive/management types in Cadillacs pulling over and trying to pick me up thinking I was a hooker...it happened a lot and I'd guess they all lived in houses like that one while having to fetishize and keep secret their true aesthetic sense.
Here's a casual day with my beloved visiting her brother about 30+ years ago;

(I made those buckle-over-fly pants myself...there aren't many pics in my own place because me and my friends tend to blend in with the black walls I had. )

 

[day_trippr]

This thread suddenly got a lot more interesting

 

[Pkrd]

ok, missed that...well...everyone has hobbies

I mean, it’s least it’s not something totally inappropriate like a kegerator hiding in the corner somewhere.

 

[Skeeter686]

u saw the dungeon right?

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wtf ?

And that's about five minutes from where my wife's aunt lives! I've gotta ask her about her neighbors!

 

[Kent88]

I'm here for it. I don't care if they didn't know these people. Make something up if you have to.

 

[MaxStout]

Today's Zillow listing brought to you by Necco wafers.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/641-S-Denver-St-Spokane-WA-99202/23522223_zpid/

 

[Broken Crow]

Today's Zillow listing brought to you by Necco wafers.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/641-S-Denver-St-Spokane-WA-99202/23522223_zpid/

 

[day_trippr]

Got to admire the level of commitment

 

[Kent88]

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A little extreme