1970s called, they want there wall paper back. I do like the seclusion, and the detached garage would provide plenty of space for a brew house.
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Each bathroom was hideous in its own unique way, the horror was sustained from start to finish scrolling through the pictures. Shag carpeting and a full mirror wall, exquisite! Pool filled with leaves, also timeless.
The woods surrounding the home were really nice though.
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Definitely out-priced that rather dumpy neighborhood...
I hate it so much....
You know, I'd never thought I'd want a hot tub in my kitchen before.
But now that I've seen what it looks like?
Nope. Still don't.
But now that I've seen what it looks like?
Nope. Still don't.
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Well, if not a hot tub, what about the stripper pole?
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Someone heard Jerry Hall's line about "a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom" and decided to combine them?
The weirdest thing is the proximity of the basketball hoop to the monster chandelier, regardless of the fact that they're both in the kitchen. Had anyone thought that one through?
The weirdest thing is the proximity of the basketball hoop to the monster chandelier, regardless of the fact that they're both in the kitchen. Had anyone thought that one through?
That story and half high stripper pole next the jacuzzi next to the kitchen .. wth goes down in CO???
Edit: you can get crabs and steam crabs in the same room.
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If the listing didn’t say new construction, I’d think it was the product of a house flipper on crack.
Nice, a half a million shoe-box!
They did a lot of work on that little home, but they couldn't fix that location...
My guess would be young, dumb, professional athlete who came from poverty to riches, and decided to build a "dream" house that had all the bling features they thought would make the place completely and totally DOPE.
And he was just cut from his team and now realizes that he didn't actually make enough money to justify this monstrosity after all...
Soooo, Tim tebow?
Had more of a Johnny Manziel sort of vibe to it...
Yes, looks like they bought it for 300k before the renovation, it’s still an overpriced cracker box.
Get the eye bleach ready https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way-Boca-Raton-FL-33432/87660584_zpid/
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another perfect example of money not buying taste.
My thoughts exactly. I kept thinking as I looked thru the photos: "This is what happens when you have more money than taste." Be interesting to see how long it takes to sell this house. Buyer has to have enough money to purchase, and then gut and redo the entire interior.
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Holy cow 
It's spectacular and insane at the same time!
I wonder what the inside of the Taj Mahal next door looks like?
It's spectacular and insane at the same time!I wonder what the inside of the Taj Mahal next door looks like?
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I think that house was made by the makers of I, Spy books.
All that and only one beer on tap?
Love the slide.
Love the slide.
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More like Spy vs Spy
And why did the real estate agent think that needed 209 photos to advertise?
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The woodworking was fantastic! I liked that house, it would be a lot of fun to explore. I couldn't live in something like that though, like you all said- all money and no taste.
The sauna was calm and the room with the barkless tree would be a wonderful aviary. The rest is fascinating and horribly overwhelming. Child millionaire designers made this.
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