Weird house / real estate listings.

[mac_1103]

I get that it's new york...but wow...250k for something that should be set on fire...

In all seriousness, they might be able to sell the lot for $250K if they tore down the house.

 

[MaxStout]

I found a family to move in.

 

[bruce_the_loon]

I found a family to move in.

View attachment 840757

You'll need this lot first.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Someone needs to learn how to use their phone camera.

Brew on

Learn to spackle, clean etc.

 

[pvtpublic]

Is that in Bozeman?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Over priced due to the location obviously, leaves occupants too broke to get flat screens!
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25-Skyhaven-Dr-Patchogue-NY-11772/59546161_zpid/?

 

[MaxStout]

Over priced due to the location obviously, leaves occupants too broke to get flat screens!
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25-Skyhaven-Dr-Patchogue-NY-11772/59546161_zpid/?

Don't ya' know, those big CRTs are retro '90s. Every hipster should have one.

 

[day_trippr]

We had the biggest CRT Sony ever sold at retail - 40 inches of glorious glass - that weighed just over 300 pounds. Around 15 years ago I really wanted it gone but had just had back surgery and was in no shape to deal with it. I put a "40 inch TV For Free" ad in the local rag and eventually someone actually bit on it and brought a couple of buddies to take it away, thank goodness.

I recently discovered we still have a 32" NEC CRT in an enclosed cabinet in the basement. Totally forgot about it. It's another heavy bastid that will be an even bigger challenge to get rid of because nobody wants a CRT now

 

[Jonakr]

We had the biggest CRT Sony ever sold at retail - 40 inches of glorious glass - that weighed just over 300 pounds. Around 15 years ago I really wanted it gone but had just had back surgery and was in no shape to deal with it. I put a "40 inch TV For Free" ad in the local rag and eventually someone actually bit on it and brought a couple of buddies to take it away, thank goodness.

I recently discovered we still have a 32" NEC CRT in an enclosed cabinet in the basement. Totally forgot about it. It's another heavy bastid that will be an even bigger challenge to get rid of because nobody wants a CRT now

Plus, you have to pay now. I'd suggest doing it while BestBuy will still take up to three items a day.

I say that while knowing there's a 36" CRT sitting in my spare bedroom. It's not 300 pounds, but it'll be a bear to get downstairs (without breaking).

 

[mac_1103]

I have a 1080i HD CRT in my basement, but it "only" weighs 165 lbs.

 

[Kharnynb]

Over priced due to the location obviously, leaves occupants too broke to get flat screens!
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25-Skyhaven-Dr-Patchogue-NY-11772/59546161_zpid/?

how did they get something in such a nice location, so big and yet it looks cheap prefab.
Also what's with the huge empty lawn and no attempt at waterside landscaping or at least a dock?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

It’s an accomplishment that they have a lawn that is green at the water’s edge. See the neighbors, but at least some ornamental grass and some flowers would be nice. As far as building a dock I’m sure there would be many hoops to jump through. The state’s DEC regulates all that.

 

[MaxStout]

Also what's with the huge empty lawn and no attempt at waterside landscaping or at least a dock?

Big, open lawns are kind of an American thing. I don't get it, either. Our neighborhood was built in the '90s and there are still several yards around here with nothing more than the minimum required two boulevard trees.

For me, no such thing as too many trees or shrubs.

 

[MaxStout]

Are these pics of the interior even from the same house? (You'll have to scroll past the 20 aerial shots)

Pic #31 has a sort of sanitarium hallway vibe going.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I would never want this house.

 

[Mr. Vern]

nobody wants a CRT now

Put it up on a TV cart.. tag "NES" and someone will come get it. Too large for most arcade folks, 16:9 where most retro games are based on 4:3 for the purists.

Pic #31 has a sort of sanitarium hallway vibe going.

Is that a pool?? Alligator breeding? The upper level looks nice.. the lower level looks like a horror film is about to drop.

This house has some serious Kubrick vibes!

 

[MaxStout]

Is that a pool?? Alligator breeding? The upper level looks nice.. the lower level looks like a horror film is about to drop.

This house has some serious Kubrick vibes!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

L@@k https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/30-Wills-Point-Rd-Montauk-NY-11954/111547433_zpid/?

 

[MaxStout]

L@@k https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/30-Wills-Point-Rd-Montauk-NY-11954/111547433_zpid/?

 

[MaxStout]

Every time you have dinner guests you can walk to the end of the room and tell the "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!" joke.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Aside from a ton of cash for the down payment, to have this house I would need a housekeeping staff a step ladder for all those high cabinets, cash to acquire more rods and reels for the tackle room as well as a bigger budget for wine making. One thing that puzzles me is why in the heck did they not install a vent and fan over the kitchen range. Maybe it’s one that pops up out of the counter, if so I would have shown that in the pictures. Over 10 million certainly they didn’t overlook that!

 

[matt_m]

I think there’s a Billy Joel song hidden in the description.

L@@k https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/30-Wills-Point-Rd-Montauk-NY-11954/111547433_zpid/?

 

[MaxStout]

It's a tweaker paradise.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10379-Bethel-Burley-Rd-SE-Pt-Orchard-WA-98367/23413446_zpid/

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Probably get 50 grand more if they’d get the trash out.

 

[MaxStout]

Parrotheads, meet HGTV. HGTV, meet Parrotheads.

 

[MaxStout]

Fixer-upper. Great location. Plenty of underground parking.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4409-Riverside-Dr-Juneau-AK-99801/230756011_zpid/

 

[BongoYodeler]

Fixer-upper. Great location. Plenty of underground parking.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4409-Riverside-Dr-Juneau-AK-99801/230756011_zpid/

What the duff?!?!?

 

[Pkrd]

Perfect for jigsaw enthusiasts.

 

[day_trippr]

"Sure, let's build in a flood plain!"
Plus they slammed that house right up against an apartment/condo building.
In Alaska.
With tons of open space...

 

[pvtpublic]

Fixer-upper. Great location. Plenty of underground parking.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4409-Riverside-Dr-Juneau-AK-99801/230756011_zpid/

Half off?