wasted and work

[Chia]

I am so wasted and i have to go to work in the morning. this would not be a big deal, but....... well take a guess what i do and who i work with LOL:fro: this is the drunk forum right????

 

[CoalCracker]

Are you an AA counselor?

 

[McBrewskie]

You work for the Texas Rangers as Josh Hamilton's personal aide?

 

[Cromwell]

You're Paul Ryan?

 

[Beer_is_good_for_you]

You work for the Texas Rangers as Josh Hamilton's personal aide?

Hehe :cross:

 

[Homercidal]

You work in a brewery?

 

[Distroid]

#@#$ @#$% %$#@ i'm an e-tard... see below....

 

[SilverZero]

You're Paul Ryan?

That makes no sense.

 

[Distroid]

... well take a guess what i do and who i work with LOL:fro: ...

Are you a hair stylist in a predominantly homosexual salon?

 

[jsguitar]

Mormon Bishop?

 

[bottlebomber]

well take a guess what i do

Start lame threads that you don't follow up on?

 

[Zuljin]

CNC machinist?

 

[emjay]

Pack fudge?

 

[bottlebomber]

Lol.. Gun wielding fudge packer?

 

[Zuljin]

Magenta shirt wearer?

 

[Airborneguy]

Receptionist at a sperm bank?

 

[DarthMalt]

You're Paul Ryan?

lol

 

[bob1852]

Adjunct of the law?

 

[emjay]

An Orthodox mohel?

 

[Dan]

A police officer and your boss is ABG?

 

[chumpsteak]

Is this Rush Limbaugh again?

 

[Zuljin]

Cat milker?

 

[brewingmeister]

Someone please put Biden back in his cage.

 

[Tex]

Mule whisperer?

 

[GodsStepBrother]

German amputee porn director?

 

[Homercidal]

German amputee porn director?

Wait, they have that??

 

[j1laskey]

Is this Josh Beckett or John Lackey?

 

[GodsStepBrother]

Wait, they have that??

You probably already googled it you dirty man.

 

[SleepyCreekBrews]

prison guard?

 

[worksnorth]

You are a pilot or an air traffic controller!!!!!! I'm right!!!! I have to be right!!!

 

[Homercidal]

Director at AA?

 

[maxamuus]

Tim Tebow and today is your GQ photoshoot?

 

[squatch]

Wait, they have that??

Rule #34 dude,

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule 34

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Captain for Exxon shipping lines?

 

[Zuljin]

ICQ system admin?

 

[Airborneguy]

You make Chia pets?

 

[emjay]

Crash test dummy?

Wait, they have that??

You probably already googled it you dirty man.

Googled? He probably already submitted his two weeks' notice.

 

[Airborneguy]

He probably never made it to work. Caught a DWI on the way in...

 

[onthekeg]

Remote Control Mars Rover Driver?

 

[Chia]

well, there were some very good guess. but Air Traffic Controller WINS!!