Using Star-San as a Contraceptive

[curlyfat]

Anyone try it?

Just kidding. I bet a lot of people won't be able to resist checking this thread out.

 

[rycov]

i looked.

 

[sacrifice]

i looked.

I didn't.

 

[jags]

Yes, just have her gargle with it.

 

[gungadin]

Actually I think it would work well. When you whip it out (the star san, that is), she will react so poorly that you won't be conceiving anything except loneliness.

 

[Revvy]

All you have to do is what this guy did, and no woman would want to touch you.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

"Seriously honey, don't fear the foam."

 

[curlyfat]

"Seriously honey, don't fear the foam."

LOL! I was wishing I'd used "don't fear the foam" in the OP! The foam is how you know it's working.

 

[cheezydemon3]

If you made a 100 gallon vat of starsan and had sex while submerged in that, you wouldn't have a human child, but rather, she would concieve some sort of mutated brewing monster.

 

[ErieShores]

I have used bleach, worked well but my penis fell off.

 

[shamrockdoc]

Dammit I lost the game!

 

[arturo7]

Why not? It does a great job on ants. Pretty much the same thing, right?

 

[KCBrewer]

Sounds like another great use for a turkey baster

 

[the_bird]

It does leave your brew gear a little slippery when you soak it - maybe it'll do the same to your, uh.... OTHER gear? Lube and spermicide all in one!

 

[mikelikesit2000]

This may be the stupidest thread yet.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I contemplated a "Crystal 120 as engine oil additive" thread, but decided it wouldn't be that original.

 

[arturo7]

This may be the stupidest thread yet.

Oh no. Not even close...

 

[curlyfat]

This may be the stupidest thread yet.

SUCCESS!!

Oh no. Not even close...

Too true, too true.

I thought of it while sitting in my hot-tub / mash-tun.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Note to self: No beer swaps with curlyfat.

 

[cheezydemon3]

SUCCESS!!



Too true, too true.

I thought of it while sitting in my hot-tub /mash-tun/STAR SAN SEX CHAMBER.

Fixed.

 

[curlyfat]

Fixed.

I'm literally laughing out loud! Oi.

 

[Revvy]

SUCCESS!!



I thought of it while sitting in my hot-tub / mash-tun.

And there have been treads even STUPIDER than that one in this place. But it is up there.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I'm literally laughing out loud! Oi.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Burn baby burn

 

[deezy]

lol

 

[captianoats]

who cares... you can't get pregnant in the eye

 

[mlarnold]

If it works I can see al least one catholic(myself) goin to a Father tomorrow asking if the Church views it as a form of bc

 

[Bithead]

Keep this up and the next thing you know we'll have to go to a doctor and get a prescription for it.

 

[ryankim]

Yes, just have her gargle with it.

BBBBaahhHAHAHhAHAHhHAhahahahH!!!!!!!

 

[curlyfat]

Keep this up and the next thing you know we'll have to go to a doctor and get a prescription for it.

Ooooo....30 day supply for $4 at Walmart!