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I drive a city bus for a living. Everyday countless people cut me off with no signal. It blows my mind how anyone can be so lazy that they can't even be bothered to flick their wrist to indicate where they're going. I wish people would automatically have their license suspended and have to redo driver training for not signalling.
 
I drive a city bus for a living. Everyday countless people cut me off with no signal. It blows my mind how anyone can be so lazy that they can't even be bothered to flick their wrist to indicate where they're going. I wish people would automatically have their license suspended and have to redo driver training for not signalling.

I am starting to think that driving like an inconsiderate ass hat has a direct correlation to being a packers fan.
 
I am starting to think that driving like an inconsiderate ass hat has a direct correlation to being a packers fan.

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my driving record is impeccable...I'll turn on my turn signals when I (damn please)think it's appropriate. If I am in a lane and it's totally obvious to the entire world which way I or you have to turn, I am not turning on my turn signal, 96.78% of the time. And just because you turn on your "let me in turn signal because I was texting", frickin forget it,get in line behind me. Know where you are going. If you don't know, get in the right lane a mile back.
 
Not signaling? I'm used to that. Here I have to deal with the drivers with the signal on and just driving along unknowingly. Or the ones that are signaling the next turn. Just ignore the blinkers. They are useless.
 
ha ha, I like to "F" with people by manually switching from left to right with the signal...it really screws with their weak minds to see turn signals going left-right-left-right-left-right ... lol
 
9-1-1, what's your emergency? "there is this motorcycle about a quarter mile ahead of me and he changed lanes without using his turn signals". click
 
I use my horn, middle finger and 4 letter words to announce I'm turning at the last possible second. Serves those ass dryers right for driving on the road I pay for with MY taxes
 
I use my horn, middle finger and 4 letter words ...

I momentarily drive with my knee and hold up one hand, palm forward, all fingers outstretched, and at the same time hold up the other hand displaying just two fingers (like the peace sign) ... so basically indicating "7".
This is my common response to being given the finger.
The first time I did this and swmbo asked me what that was, and I explained it was a whole *weeks* worth of this
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, I ended up getting a mouth full of pop being sprayed all over the dashboard. She was amused by the idea ... but not the pop coming out her nose.
 
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