Axegod
Well-Known Member
10) You look at your massively infected wort and think “why can’t it be me? please take me instead”.
9) You think that Charlie Papazian kinda resembles Jesus/Moses a little more each time you look at his book.
8) Grocery lists consists of “fermentables” and “others”.
7) You view everyday workplace objects (recycle bins, garbage cans, water coolers, photocopier toner cartridges,) in terms gallons, pints and quarts.
6) Forgotten weddings, birthdays, & anniversaries are real bummers only for the fact that they now interfere with your brew-day plans.
5) You look down on people who drink Bud/Molson/Coors/Miller but are really thankful you aren’t a snob like “those pretentious wine lover pansies”
4) You include your kids: Vienna, Cascade and Crystal on brew-day.
3) You judge a potential spouse/girlfriend in terms of Original Gravity and Final Gravity.
2) Posting siphoning methods on the internet for other fellas to read does not make you feel uncomfortable.
and..............
1) Spending two weekends, $300.00 and several trips to the hardware store by making a gadget to save 5 minutes of time when brewing makes perfect sense to you…and you also compelled to explain that to the spouse.
9) You think that Charlie Papazian kinda resembles Jesus/Moses a little more each time you look at his book.
8) Grocery lists consists of “fermentables” and “others”.
7) You view everyday workplace objects (recycle bins, garbage cans, water coolers, photocopier toner cartridges,) in terms gallons, pints and quarts.
6) Forgotten weddings, birthdays, & anniversaries are real bummers only for the fact that they now interfere with your brew-day plans.
5) You look down on people who drink Bud/Molson/Coors/Miller but are really thankful you aren’t a snob like “those pretentious wine lover pansies”
4) You include your kids: Vienna, Cascade and Crystal on brew-day.
3) You judge a potential spouse/girlfriend in terms of Original Gravity and Final Gravity.
2) Posting siphoning methods on the internet for other fellas to read does not make you feel uncomfortable.
and..............
1) Spending two weekends, $300.00 and several trips to the hardware store by making a gadget to save 5 minutes of time when brewing makes perfect sense to you…and you also compelled to explain that to the spouse.