Tomorrow's the big day!

[Cheesefood]

Who's doing what for their SWMBO tomorrow?

Me? I'm taking an Advanced Corporate Finance final. Romantic, eh? When I get home, I plan on getting her drunked up on wine until I pass out on the couch and she carries me to bed.

 

[Brewiz]

A card and candy!!!! Wahoooooo

 

[rdwj]

I'm gonna try to follow this guy's advice!

 

[the_bird]

I bought her a new ring...

Whatdaya think? Remind you of anything?

 

[Pabst Blue Robot]

I bought her a new ring...

Whatdaya think? Remind you of anything?

The goatse collection always sends the right message:

"You make me whole."

 

[Orpheus]

The goatse collection always sends the right message:

"You make me whole."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, pull that pumpkin apart 'cuz I'm entering you!"

 

[Biermann]

I hate valentines day. I try, buy flowers and the whole nine yards. .. she says "oh, don't buy me anything this year" every year, yet when I take her up on it, I'm sleeping on the couch.

Even when I do buy her something she wants, rub her feet, whatever, she still seems unsatisfied.

I can't win. EVER.

I loathe Valentine's day more than any other Holiday--- Its all work and never any reward, if you know what I mean, and typically I end up getting yelled at.

 

[dibby33]

Card and chocolates. She got me nothing. She forgot. The best present ever.

 

[Desert_Sky]

Even when I do buy her something she wants, rub her feet, whatever, she still seems unsatisfied.

here you go

http://www.femaleorgasmrevealed.com/free-access.htm

 

[Biermann]

here you go

http://www.femaleorgasmrevealed.com/free-access.htm

Nice. I don't think I'll get close enough to try. Thanks anyway.

 

[Ize]

Flowers are being delivered to her office tomorrow. Since she's only been on the job there since November, I at least wanted her to get flowers at work.

Too bad she probably won't be there to see them since she prolly won't be able to get in the office.

The again, I'll be lucky if they get delivered.

Card otherwise.

Ize

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Not a Frickin thing! She's not getting me anything either. Frickin Hallmark holidays......we don't do anything for Sweetest day either. Waste of money.

 

[the_bird]

SWMBO's getting ten inches.












(of snowfall)

 

[Lord Sterrock Hammerson 8]

We never get each other anything.

 

[Biermann]

Not a Frickin thing! She's not getting me anything either. Frickin Hallmark holidays......we don't do anything for Sweetest day either. Waste of money.

Amen brother. Amen.

My wife feels compulsed to exchange gifts on every frickin holiday.
Valentine's Day is nothing but a contrived holiday marketed in order to incite guilt and a reactionary compulsion for guys to go out and needlessly spend lots of money. I.e., its a way for Hallmark to make more money.

I'm boycotting it.

 

[Biermann]

SWMBO's getting ten inches.












(of snowfall)

Nice. Mine got 8 tonight.

 

[dibby33]

Nice. Mine got 8 tonight.

Batteries still working then

 

[Biermann]

I was talking about snow. . .

shheeesh. . . What were you talking about?

 

[Schlenkerla]

Any SWMBO who doen't want anything is a lying sack of sh**!!!

Mine is out of town. Got her a basket of smelly stuff. She can sit and soak when she gets home Friday! It was a $35 JDRF donation. (JDRF - Juvenile Diabetes Relief Fund.) SWMBO is diabetic so it it 2x as nice.

She didn't get me anything so I got me a 5 gal mash tun for her!!!!

How pleased she will be....

Does any of your SWMBO's bitch about the accumulation of brewing gear???

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

I'm gonna try to follow this guy's advice!

Yeah, nothing like listening to a little Gordon Lightfoot during butt-sex!

 

[Torchiest]

......we don't do anything for Sweetest day either. Waste of money.

What the hell is Sweetest Day?

I got SWMBO jewelry and clothes.

 

[wild]

If I see her I'll giver a finger!

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Sent her some flowers via the wonderful world of internet shopping. I'm still 6,000 miles from my SWMBO - everybody else at least had the opportunity to get some by buying something useless and expensive.

Guess I'll drown my sorrows by getting more of my friends to Google goatse and tubgirl...

 

[Ó Flannagáin]

She got us plane tickets to Co. Clare, Ireland (Ryan Air, 100 bucks each) I got her a rental car and hotels....and a box of chocolates. We got ourselves a trip to the homeland!!

She surprised me with the tickets this morning, she said our trip was cancelled 3 weeks ago because of her work schedule... she's a good liar, and a great SWMBO.

 

[Catfish]

Not a Frickin thing! She's not getting me anything either. Frickin Hallmark holidays......we don't do anything for Sweetest day either. Waste of money.

Is Sweetest day anything like White Day here. Japan has two Valentine Days, Feb 14th for women to but crap for men and White Day, March 14th, for men to buy something back. I didn't buy anything, made some carrot cake, though.

 

[Cheesefood]

Is Sweetest day anything like White Day here. Japan has two Valentine Days, Feb 14th for women to but crap for men and White Day, March 14th, for men to buy something back. I didn't buy anything, made some carrot cake, though.

No, here March 14th is Steak and BJ Day.
I got my wife some flowers over the weekend. I was at the grocery store, and they had the same flowers that we had at our wedding, but in plant form (so they won't die by tomorrow). Score points for flowers, double points for them being the flowers from our wedding.

And I got her a card from me and one from our son (co-signed by our dog).

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

Yeah, nothing like listening to a little Gordon Lightfoot during butt-sex!

"Hey Baby - I'm gonna wreck YOUR Edmund Fitzgerald!"

-or-

"Hey Baby- you better take care, 'cuz you'll find I've been creeping 'round your back stairs".

Niiiice.

Actually, SWMBO and I have traditionally either gone on a trip together or made things for each other. This year, she made me a book of watercolors & haiku (which I hearted) - and, of course, she can't keep a secret, so I got it last week

I made her a pirate's treasure chest, which I stained and painted, half-filled it with "gold coins" (wood discs that I spray-painted gold), and a letter from the "Captain Jewbeard" persona. I hope she likes it.

 

[Cheesefood]

"Hey Baby - I'm gonna wreck YOUR Edmund Fitzgerald!"

-or-

"Hey Baby- you better take care, 'cuz you'll find I've been creeping 'round your back stairs".

Niiiice.

Actually, SWMBO and I have traditionally either gone on a trip together or made things for each other. This year, she made me a book of watercolors & haiku (which I hearted) - and, of course, she can't keep a secret, so I got it last week

I made her a pirate's treasure chest, which I stained and painted, half-filled it with "gold coins" (wood discs that I spray-painted gold), and a letter from the "Captain Jewbeard" persona. I hope she likes it.

No gold-coin condoms? How's she going to figure out what you're after?

So, Rdwj, you're looking for some dirty love? Ewww....make sure your clean-up towel has soapy water on it. And don't go ass to mouth.

 

[user 574]

I hate Feb. Valentines day (of which she is a proud participant ). Wife's birthday is the 20th and some other major life event of hers on the 25th we celebrate. I got her a massage and facial gift card. She got me a massage and (happy ending?) gift card.

Waiting on cheesefood responses...

 

[Cheesefood]

I got her a massage and facial gift card. She got me a massage and (happy ending?) gift card.

Waiting on cheesefood responses...

Fine. Plan on giving each other a gift at the same time?