Its like watching a tv show that has great promise and so you tune in to watch it and the climax of the action is about to happen and the show cuts to commercial, and so you stick around during those 2 minutes of non-action in anticipation of witnessing the climax when the show comes back on, but then they go ahead and flashback to all of the action that took place right before the commercial break and you think to yourself "what the hell is this? I just want to know what happens." and then they cut to commercial break again and you want to throw something at the tv because all you want to know is HOW DOES IT TURN OUT, and so you waste another 2 minutes of your time watching another commercial and the show comes back on and you are again all ready to see the final culminating action of the plot, but then they go and leave the action to pursue a subplot that has nothing to do with the original story and then the go to commercial break yet again - and then you say to yourself "f#%* this" so you go and walk the dog and the next day you go into work the and someone asks you if you saw that crappy, non-climatic show that was on last night and you say "no", because you have better things to do with your time than watch some stupid tv show that never gets to where it's supposed to go so your co-worker just tells you what happened because they happened to sit through the drudgery that was the show, and you are thankful that they told you want happened in the end and you didn't have to scroll through 4 pages of people complaining about science experiments and double-blind controls and margins of errors and test subjects and 15 minutes of people tasting beer THAT I WANT TO TASTE, because I watching them taste the beer while I am at work and I can't taste beer while I am work...and all you want to know is how this interesting, albeit non-scientific (but who really cares?!!!!) experiment turned out because I brew with 05...

And there is my analogy-turned-how-I-really-feel-post for the day.
Please PM me with results.:cross: