moreb33rplz
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reading some of these makes me think my coworkers are pretty cool
This is just amazing.
Coworkers printed out a 5 day weather report, scanned it, then emailed it to the whole office today...
Might be kinda tough, since she's been dead a few years; but that might actually work to your advantage with such a scent. "Zombie office duchess de toilette."
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Regards, GF.
I feel your pain... We have an intern that uses a ton of Axe body spray. Maybe it's just me, but I feel like by the time you're done high school you shouldn't be using this stuff anymore. Or at least learn how to use it in moderation.
One of my coworkers is ranting and raving because someone left a couple rows blank on a day-by-day sales report spreadsheet.
Her: "I'm going to go chew his ass out and make him redo this report! This is ridiculous! How could he send me an incomplete report!"
Me: "Wait, wasn't that location closed on those days, due to the weather?"
Her: "So?"
Me: "So... there's no sales to report in those blank rows. It's all zeroes."
Her: "..... Well... he should've filled them in, instead of leaving them blank! He needs to redo it!"
Me: "Filled them in... with zeroes...."
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Why don't you just hit the 'zero' key a couple dozen times and move on with your life? The end result will be the same, and it will save both of you a lot of time."
My coworkers like to throw tantrums over literally nothing. It must be the only exciting thing going on in their lives.
This one chick talks, breathes and eats. It annoys the piss out of me.
You mean she does all those things at once, or you just wish she wasn't alive?
Well.. Looks like I am going to get beat over the head about Matt Cassel getting traded to the Bills, for the rest of the day. Oi...
You mean she does all those things at once, or you just wish she wasn't alive?
My department consists of my boss and I, that is all. I was hired to fill in the gaps of things that he doesn't have time to do, as well as be able to do his job in the event of his absence. I've not once made a mistake more serious than a typo, yet each time he comes back from a day off or vacation, he scours everything in search of something I did wrong. He questions and prods about every little thing I did to find something.
I'm not sure if it is just him being in shock because he can see his desk since it isn't covered with neglected work, or if he still doesn't realize I know wtf I'm doing. Oh well. My 2 years is almost up.
This vaguely reminds me of whenever I go shopping at a chain store. I do give item descriptions but from a customer it can be forgiven.Give me a part description and you can kindly go **** yourself and stop wasting my time.
How boring and bland all of their lives are. Lots of them with no adventure in them, writing off things before they try them, having closed minds... The joys of being 25 in a workplace with a bunch of 40-50 year olds.
This vaguely reminds me of whenever I go shopping at a chain store. I do give item descriptions but from a customer it can be forgiven.
"I'm looking for X"
"Ah yes. An X. What is your task you'd like to accomplish?"
"I need to split the flow of water in my computer to cool multiple chips in parallel."
"I don't recommend that task..."
"It's already got water in it. Works great. Just need to divert flow for an upgrade."
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"Point me to the plumbing section please."
Want a laugh? Go into Home Depot and tell them that you are looking at chest freezers to turn into a beer fridge keezer style.
Despite disliking so many people in most workplaces, I've always had respect for the cleaning staff after years working in and having to clean kitchens. Our janitor is the only person that I will allow a few minutes out of my day to BS with while at work, regardless if he smells like an ashtray or liquor bottle. It's not a good job, and he works his ass off.
Must be nice, it's been 10 years since we had a decent janitor here.
I barely remember 25 so please, more details! And talk really LOUD and S-L-O-W because, you know, I'm old. If I ask you to repeat anything it's just my Alzheimer's kicking in, so...what was I talking about?:cross:
I could say something as simple as I ate sushi the other day, and people wil lbe like "Disgusting, you eat raw fish" me: "Have you ever had it?" them: "No" me: "Then dont say anything". This you replace the word sushi with anything: bluegrass music, sour beers, hot sauce, whatever... can't stand it.
Dude. Do it right. Get the ThermalTake stuff. They're good people.
I learned not to long ago that sushi translate directly to rice. That's right, rice. Sashimi is the correct word for "raw fish."I could say something as simple as I ate sushi the other day, and people wil lbe like "Disgusting, you eat raw fish" me: "Have you ever had it?" them: "No" me: "Then dont say anything". This you replace the word sushi with anything: bluegrass music, sour beers, hot sauce, whatever... can't stand it.
Despite disliking so many people in most workplaces, I've always had respect for the cleaning staff after years working in and having to clean kitchens. Our janitor is the only person that I will allow a few minutes out of my day to BS with while at work, regardless if he smells like an ashtray or liquor bottle. It's not a good job, and he works his ass off.
Now we have to change companies multiple times a year because they either don't do what they're supposed to do, or they steal stuff (change, K-cups, medication(!)) out of people's desks.
Our facilities maintenance guys, despite being outwardly grouchy, are cool as hell and easy to BS with.
Now, the night janitors are a different story. The people they had a few years ago were pretty nice, but for whatever reason the office switched away from them. Now we have to change companies multiple times a year because they either don't do what they're supposed to do, or they steal stuff (change, K-cups, medication(!)) out of people's desks.
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